The X-men would never say...



By Iceburn, 2002

This is just some really annoying thing that wouldn´t leave my head alone. read it or don´t! I just had to get it out. "I cant get you outta my head." :-P If anyone would want to continue on this, then go ahead.

Beast: Stop hiding my Harry Potter books! It´s not funny!

Beast: I´m going to get a haircut, I have SO many split ends...

Cyclops:...And in the name of the moon...I will punish you!



Iceman: Who forgot to refill the icecube tray?

Mystique: I allways felt trapped in my own body...

Nightcrawler: Why can´t my teleporting smell like lavender instead?

Phoenix: Damn, I just can´t reach the remote control!

Sabretooth: Auch! Shit! Papercut! I hate that!

Sabretooth: I´ve become a vegetarian...Killing something alive is just sooo mean...

Shadowcat: Oh no! I locked the keys in the car!

Storm: Are you crazy? I can´t fight villains in 6 inch heels!

Wolverine: Jean, did you steal my nail polisher?