Disclaimer: The Harry Potter characters and situations aren't mine. If they were, would I be writing fanfiction?

Summary: Poetry.I honestly have no idea where this came from. You're average Mary-Sue fic as poetry! Please don't hurt me.PG for one swear word.

Mary-Sue

Hey Mary-Sue

Oh what will you do

When McGonagall calls out your name?

Will you saunter up to the hat?

Or look out for a trap?

Or is the world playing your game?

Oh Mary-Sue

Is it hard to be you?

Perfection on two dainty feet

Smarter then Hermione

Prettier then Ginny

Next to you, sugar ain't sweet!

Gee, Mary-Sue

What'll you do?

Now that it's time for Quidditch?

Of course you'll try out -

You've got skills to flout!

Pro'ly take Harry's place, you bitch!

Yo, Mary-Sue!

Who ya gonna choose -

Draco or Ron or Harry?

Of course there's the others,

You've pitted brothers against brothers

You even charmed Snape - that's scary!

I wonder, Mary-Sue,

What did you do?

We all know you have a big secret

Are you cursed, bespelled,

Harry's twin with spirit shattered pell-mell?

Or Voldemort's daughter from his project "Pet"?

My, Mary-Sue!

What can you do?

When Voldemort's come to call?

Will you save the day,

And make Voldemort pay?

Or damn the students one and all?

Why, Mary-Sue!

Just look at you!

Did killing Voldemort kill you too?

Hogwarts will send up a final cry,

While in your final rest you lie

"Thank God! Mary-Sue's DEAD!"