Little Zoro

By: Lanku

Disclaimer: As awesome as that would be, I don't own One Piece or it's characters.

Zoro objects to the name. Luffy misunderstands.


"Zoro!"

"Oi Zorooooo!"

"ZOOROOO!"

"ZORO-oh? Ehh? Sugoi, it looks just like Zoro!"

"Oi, Luffy. Did you get yourself lost again? You're lucky I found you. Let's get out of this stupid forest."

"Zoro! Look Zoro, it's just like you!"

"..."

"Naa, Zoro?"

"What part of a preying mantis looks 'just like me'?"

"Ehh? Zoro, you don't know? It's got three swords, two on his hands and one on his mouth, just like Zoro."

"Yeah, but-"

"And it's green! It's exactly like Zoro!"

"It's nothing like me!"

"I've decided! Little Zoro will be our new pet!"

"Ack, Luffy, don't pick that thing up!"

"Eh, but Zoroooo...."

"No! Put that thing back."

"..."

"...What's with that smile? Luffy..."

"Ahh, I see, I see. Nami warned me about this. Don't worry Zoro."

"Worried? Like hell I am, idiot Captain. What's that witch been filling your mind with?"

"It's okay, Zoro I know what to do. Nami told me ALL about this."

"...!"

"..."

"Mn... n… ..."

"...Nehe, I made it all better, ne Zoro? So Zorro doesn't have to worry, because I still like you best, okay? Now let's go show everyone our new pet!"

"...Dammit, I don't know if I should kill that devil-witch or thank her."


"Oi, Guys! I found us a new pet! Let's all play with Little Zoro!"


A/N: XD This drabble is what happens when I don't have internet at home. I can't tell you how hard it was not to write any descriptions for this one. I hope it's not too hard to figure out what happened? And I'm sorry about the last line, I just had to put it in xD. Reviews are much appreciated ^_^