It was the season finale of Glee and Dave wanted to relax and watch his show. Beer in hand he sank into his seat and took a deep sigh. No jobs this week, no little children to baby sit, no problems…
"DAVE!" oh yeah except for that. He rolled his eyes.
"What?" Dave called back to his longtime boyfriend; Steve.
"There's a spider!" he cried. There was silence then a loud crash and Dave was on his feet dashing up the stairs and swinging open the door to the massive master bathroom.
"Oh god Steve are you…" his wide eyes narrowed. Steve was in the corner with his rolled up Entertainment magazine. "Steve that thing is like inches upon inches smaller than you!"
"Its gonna bite me then kill me!" He sobbed suddenly he grew mad as the tiny brown spider neared him. He slapped at the ground with the rolled up magazine.
"You're naked!" He yelled as the white towel fell.
"So?" he shrieked and continued beating it; missing every hit. He paused. "You've seen me naked several times before!"
"Look a spider!" Dave said with a sarcastic bite and the other screamed as the micro animal crept near him. He rolled his eyes and grabbed a few pieces of toilet paper and grabbed the small thing squishing it. He dropped the wad in the sink and flushed it. "And with that I am going to go watch Glee." He kissed Steve and left the other who was still dumbfounded.
"I love you!" Steve called.
"I love you too now go take your shower." He sighed with a smile. "I missed glee to squish a teeny tiny spider…"
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How did you like it? xD I had to write it I'm sorry!
