Alala-chan:HEY PEOPLE!!!I am Alala-chan in here…and please welcome LADY BAT,MY ASSISTANT!!!

Lady Bat: (sarcastic voice)Yay…

Alala:But my name's Alala!You can't steal it from me!I mean,Mikeru-sama,he gave it to me!!

Alala-chan:He gave it to me.(twirling hair)

Alala:How?(puzzled)

Alala-chan: (smirks)I have my ways.

Meanwhile,at Mikeru's strange home…

Mikeru:I LOVE YOU ALALA-CHAN!!!!(drinks wine)

Back to the studio…

Alala:I see…(thinking:Wine sure is his weakness isn't it?)

Lanhua:Am I late,Alala-chan?

Alala-chan:No…(screams in ear)YOU'RE SO DAMN F***ING LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lanhua: (cries about her now bleeding ear)

Alala:She should be freaked out now.

Alala-chan:Yeah,of course.

Sheshe:Yoroshiku minna-san…(giggles)

Alala-chan:They've had beer again…

Mimi:Haha(hic)We're soooooo (hic) late,aren't we(hic)?

Alala-chan:Lady Bat!

Lady Bat: (nods at me and pushes the two sisters away)

Alala-chan:This is taking longer than I had expected.

Alala:Y-yeah…

Alala-chan:Okay,everyone,you can ask and dare the Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch Pure characters!Oh,nd we musn't forget Gaito and Sara of course.

Gaito and Sara: (stopped trying to escape)

Gaito:Damn you all.

Sara:I'll call Seira and the others.

Alala-chan:Use the phone there(points).

Sara:Okay…

Phone:Beep…NO ONE IS F***ING HERE SO LEAVE US ALONE DAMMIT!!!!!

Alala-chan:…They are pathetic.(tugs rope next to me)

All mermaids,old enemies and Hippo: (fall from ceiling)

Alala-chan:So…

Alala:Review…

Lady Bat:Ask…

Seira:And dare…

Discalimer:

I do NOT OWN MERMAID MELODY PICHI PICHI PITCH(PURE).