Alala-chan:HEY PEOPLE!!!I am Alala-chan in here…and please welcome LADY BAT,MY ASSISTANT!!!
Lady Bat: (sarcastic voice)Yay…
Alala:But my name's Alala!You can't steal it from me!I mean,Mikeru-sama,he gave it to me!!
Alala-chan:He gave it to me.(twirling hair)
Alala:How?(puzzled)
Alala-chan: (smirks)I have my ways.
Meanwhile,at Mikeru's strange home…
Mikeru:I LOVE YOU ALALA-CHAN!!!!(drinks wine)
Back to the studio…
Alala:I see…(thinking:Wine sure is his weakness isn't it?)
Lanhua:Am I late,Alala-chan?
Alala-chan:No…(screams in ear)YOU'RE SO DAMN F***ING LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lanhua: (cries about her now bleeding ear)
Alala:She should be freaked out now.
Alala-chan:Yeah,of course.
Sheshe:Yoroshiku minna-san…(giggles)
Alala-chan:They've had beer again…
Mimi:Haha(hic)We're soooooo (hic) late,aren't we(hic)?
Alala-chan:Lady Bat!
Lady Bat: (nods at me and pushes the two sisters away)
Alala-chan:This is taking longer than I had expected.
Alala:Y-yeah…
Alala-chan:Okay,everyone,you can ask and dare the Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch Pure characters!Oh,nd we musn't forget Gaito and Sara of course.
Gaito and Sara: (stopped trying to escape)
Gaito:Damn you all.
Sara:I'll call Seira and the others.
Alala-chan:Use the phone there(points).
Sara:Okay…
Phone:Beep…NO ONE IS F***ING HERE SO LEAVE US ALONE DAMMIT!!!!!
Alala-chan:…They are pathetic.(tugs rope next to me)
All mermaids,old enemies and Hippo: (fall from ceiling)
Alala-chan:So…
Alala:Review…
Lady Bat:Ask…
Seira:And dare…
Discalimer:
I do NOT OWN MERMAID MELODY PICHI PICHI PITCH(PURE).
