By: Capybara
B:4-6-05 E:
Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist.
A/N: Okay, I'm not sure if this needs an explanation or not, but I was trying to get to sleep a couple nights ago, when all of a sudden I had a sudden inspiration—and thus this group of poems was born. I can't write poems at all, but I like to pretend I can.
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A Few Words to My Dear Colonel:
A poem from First Lieutenant Hawkeye
To
Colonel Roy Mustang
Everyday, I see you
Staring out the window at something only you can view
Maybe you're seeing your goals; your dreams
Or maybe it's something I'd rather not know.
My friends envy me; they think you're really cute
I scoff and say it's you I'd like to shoot
Still, I can't help but silently agree with them
But that's more than I'm going to share.
You always get yourself into dangerous fights
But somehow you always set it to rights
Though I can't help thinking:
Why do you still think you're useful in rain?
My dear colonel, you drive me insane
Prancing about, playing your stupid games
You make me think that leashes
Should be standard issue.
I do respect you, and for you I'd die
I know it's crazy, so don't ask why
Maybe it's your charm
Or maybe you've got me hypnotized.
That's my job--to keep you in line
And you think you're so mighty fine
And though I'd have to admit it too
That won't stop me from harping on you.
And God forbid you should shirk
Any of the three tons' paperwork.
For, my dear colonel, I've got a pistol
And I assure you that it is going to hurt.
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A/N: My attempt was pathetic. Hideously so. Oh well, tell me what you think. I don't mind flames, and in fact, they may finally help me convince a friend of mine that I CAN NOT WRITE POETRY!
Oh yeah, and just because I have to murder another type of poetry, here are these (For once they're not about Roy OR Riza! 'Tis a miracle!)
Effortlessly
Does
Whatever is
Against
Roy's
Direct orders
Always
Loves
Protecting
Helpless
Organisms that
Need
Some
Encouragement
