It's not a joke
By Russian Blue Witch (RBW)
Amy Rose skittered to a stop at the sight of the huge crocodile. Cream scampered up behind her. Vector smiled. "Excuse me miss," he said in a somewhat polite voice, "I was wondering if I could ask you something."
Amy couldn't care less. "If it's about a date, it'll have to wait." She and Cream turned to walk away. Not that they could go anywhere. They had jumped down from a ledge onto this island and were planning to jump up on the other side, only they were now blocked.
"A DATE!" screamed the croc. "You think this is a joke, you little brat?"
A small chameleon, not much taller than Cream, came from behind Vector. "Now hand over that chao nice and easy…" he demanded in a low voice.
Cream held Cheese close and would not oblige. "I bet you're the ones who took Chocola chao!" she shrieked.
"WHAT?" Vector screamed.
"It's not nice to tease my friends!" announced Big, blocking the shadow of his two female companions.
A small bee, smaller even than Espio, flew between Vector and Big. "Yeah, time to rock and roll!" The two teams went on opposite sides of the island to discus. Finally, the two were ready to battle.
"There's got to be a major misunderstanding here, but we can't back down now!" Espio announced.
"I'll never let you take Cheese from me!" Cream shouted back. Fa-WOOM! The purple and pink spheres collided, sending them both back were they started. Vector bit hard on Big's… lure. Taking quick action, Big cast his line into the water (With Vector still holding it), took the line in both hands, and… TWANG.
Espio, noticing, remarked, "I must not have been serious enough!" WIZZ! A metal star hit Cream hard. Then Charmy aimed right at Big.
"Heck!" WHAM!
"It's not nice to say bad words!" said Big as Charmy went flying the minute the fishing pole collided. Suddenly…
"Armie…" sang Espio, playing a weird guitar.
"Bee bee bee!" sang Charmy all but breaking his drum. "Charmy…" And Vector, miraculously alive, sang into the microphone,
"Yea yah yeah! Everyone is wanting a pick! HA HA!"
"YEAAAAAAH!" shrieked Cream as she flew oooooooooover into the water.
"You Chao thief!" Amy yelled. "WHACK!" Went her hammer.
"I've failed!" screamed Espio, or maybe it was, "My tail!" No one was sure.
"Here we go!" Vector laughed. "Rar! Rar! GRRRRRRRRR!" he shot a huge fire ball at Big, tipping him over. Just before he hit the water…
Japanese music played as Amy and Cream danced on Big's umbrella. A burst of flowers spread, and Charmy was thrown into the water. "Not bad!" said Vector, "But it won't be so easy from now on!" He attempted to smash a wood crate nearby, but the metal crates on top of it fell on his arm. "OUCH!" he shouted. Espio, who was fending off Big's umbrella, couldn't help him at the time. Amy chose this moment to bash Vector where ever she could with her Piko Piko hammer. "Stop that! Stop that! OW!" the crocodile yelled in anguish.
"No! This-" BASH! "Will-" BASH! "Make you pay!" BASH!
Cream really didn't know what to do with herself, so she sent Cheese to collect some of the floating red balloons that, if you popped them, held level-ups and surprises inside. It paid off well.
In the meantime Big knocked Espio off into the water. Then he walked over to where Amy and Cream stood, Amy furiously whacking Vector with her hammer.
"Do you give up?" Cream asked.
"Okay… Fine… Fine… JUST STOP HITTING ME!"
