Demerthong's ghosty came back from dead again to Haunt Joe Barbarian on all his nightmares. Joe Barbarian was fall asleep one day on his beds and then he dreamed he sees Demerthong's ghosty who was say"You Fool Before You Killed Me I Brought Back Diablo Back From Deadly" and then Joe Barbarian was all like"Nooooooo" and then he waked up all coveted in sweet.
Mean while down in the Depts of Heck Diablo came out of the nowhere with a cigar and then he yelled out"Joe Barbarian I Will BE KILLY YOU!!!" and then he got out his demon hore and starts horserideing up.
The demon horse was named Lethul and she was all black but she had wings also. Also she was coveted by fire and if you touched him you would be send to Heck! She could breath fire out from her mouth also her hind legs was coveted in chains for when Diablo beats her.
Mean while Joe Barbarian was at home all coveted in sweet also his knew wiyfe was making the goodly tea for make him better. Mean while Diablo was raiseing a army and then out of the nowhere all the demons came out from Heck and said"Master What Is Thou Bidding" and then Diablo said"Demons Go And Bring Me Joe Barbarian to me...ALIVE" and then all the demons from Heck found Joe Barbarian in a cottage.
Joe Barbarian was eating his goodly tea when out of the nowhere he heard knock on door! Joe Barbarian opened it and a bunch of demons came in and grabed him and tied his legs and his arms down and put him on a wagon that was been pulled by demon horses.
One of the demons sarted whipping him as they went. Finaly they came to a open field and Joe Barbarian was untied and then they teleported down to Heck. Diablo was sitting on his throne made of Dead People and then Diablo got up from the throne of Dead People and said"Joe Barbarian You Was Killy My Son Now You Will Die" and then Joe Barbarian said"I was kill your son because I could love thats why" and then Joe Barbarian and Diablo got out there swords and all the demons watching.
Joe Barbarian swung but missed and then Diablo jumped in mid air and did a backflip. Joe Barbarian did a backflip to and then they both got on there hores. Joe Barbarian and Beasty and Diablo and Lethul ran at eachother faster than the speed of light and then they fought like cats with daggers and then Diablo blew up the ground.
They started falling and then Joe Barbarian grabed a ledge and then his horse fell into the fire and bruned to death. Joe Barbarian was all like"Noooooo" but then he saw Diablo and Lethul could fly! Joe Barbarian jumpoed off the wall and kicked Diablo in the face in mid air. Then Diablo fell off his hore and fell in the lava and died. Joe Barbarian said"Yay" and then Diablo rose out of the fire and said"Im Not Dead Yet Fire Dosent Affect Me! Hahahah Now You Shall Pay With Your Life Fool" and then Joe Barbarian said"Well guess what youre just a ugly demon thats all you are" and then Diablos arm fell off and said"What Why Are You Doing To Me!" and then Joe Barbarian said"Youre ugly and also your stupid" and then Diablos other arm fell off and then he said"What Hoe Are You Doing"
Joe Barbarian cryed out"Im Killing You Because I Can Love!" and then Diablos legs fell off so he was just a body with a head and then his peepee came off and he was all liek"Nooooo Not Puppy Tail" and then Joe Barbarian was all like"HAHHAAAAH" for goodly this tiem. Joe Barbarian went back home and then his knew wiyfe was there and his knew wiyfe said"Where where you I hasent seed you in few hours" and then Joe Barbarian said"Some demons came and captured me and then they took me down to Heck and I fought Diablo and killed him and then I came back" and then his knew wiyfe was cry and also Puppy Tail.
Mean While down in Heck Diablo's corpse came out of the no where and became Diablo 2.
Joe Barbarian will beh back.
