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My name is Jonathan Christopher Herondale (although I prefer Jace) and I am famous. If you ask me, that's all anyone needs to know about me. But, the more famous you get, the less people actually ask you. So my manager decided that it would be a good idea to write an autobiography to "connect with my fans". Pretty much to give them the impression they know me and to make some more money. According to my manager I need to make as much money as I can now 'cause as soon as my pretty face fades away the fans will stop talking about me and buying my stuff. Maybe he is right, maybe my fans really do only like me because of my pretty face.

People around me always seem to refer to me as "cocky" or "arrogant" but only the onces that really know me know that I don't mean any of the shit I say. Of course I call myself beautiful or pretty, why wouldn't I? It's the easiest way to know why a girl likes me. 'Cause there's one thing my manager defenitely is right about: most girls only like me because of my pretty face. So when they hear how full I'm am of myself they don't mind and just want me to fuck them anyway. (I never do it, although the magazines will probably say I do. Never trust anything they say.) But there are some girls that don't like me because of my pretty face, they like me because of who I am. Up untill now I only found two: Isabelle and it would be just really creepy for her to love me 'cause she's my adopted sister (I'm the adopted one, not her) and Clarissa Morgenstern, the little sister of my best friend and fellow bandmate: Jonathan Morgenstern.

Yeah, I think I forgot to mention earlier that I'm in a band. Got you there, you probably thought I was a solo artist. No, I'll give you some more information about my bandmates, try to follow 'cause were complicated. Before I start about any of us specifically I should probably start by telling you guys there are two bands that are important in my story "The Mortal Instruments" and "City Of Bones". Most magazines used to think we couldn't stand each other, just because we were both bands. That didn't last long 'cause soon we started touring together and giving our concerts together. The main act would always change to keep it fair. We both sold all of our tickets so it didn't matter who was on the flyers.

But now about the bands. First I'll tell you guys about my band, 'cause were oviously the most interesting one. We're the ones called "The Mortal Instruments", why? I wouldn't know anymore. I guess it just sounded right. When we firsted tried to get a record deal everyone said we were with to many people to be able to make it. There were only five of us and we were inseparable, so there was no way we wouldn't do this together.

So we started doing things on our own, playing a few shows in local clubs and getting more and more fans. After a while the big labels started seeing what we could be and we got singned by a lable named "Infernal Devices". That's were we all got our own managers. Mine being Tessa Gray, at first I thought of her as a really sweet and polite girl that really tried to help me. It had taken me a whole month to figure out she was dating my cousin: William Herondale. And then she suddenly wasn't as sweet and polite anymore. She figured that if she could be rude to one Herondale, the other could deal with it too. She still tried her best to help me though.

Let's see what else can I tell you about the band? Oh yes of course, how rude of me. I forgot telling you guys about the other people I am in a band with. But they can wait for now, I haven't told everything about myself yet. Tessa said specificly that I should write an autobiography about me, the others probably have to do one about them but hey? Who cares when I get to write a book about me?

So, I'm the leadsinger, guitarplayer and songwriter of the band. Or that are all the things I have ever done… We also have someone to write or songs for us, other people to play the guitar for us if we don't feel like it, we can playback if we want to… But that all does't seem fair to our fans so we like to do it all on our own. The next one in the band that you have probably heart about before in my story is Jonathan Morgenstern.

How do I begin to explain Jonathan Christopher Morgenstern? For starters: he's one of my best friends, but everyone in the band is, so that isn't really a surprise I guess. About everyone on this planet also knows he is dating Seelie (I'll tell more about her later, but now I'm still telling about the band stuff) and that he is Clary Morgensterns older brother.

But Clary isn't like her brother at all. While he is tall and has blond, almost white, hair she is a short redhead and everyone knows like everything that is going on in Jon's life. The only thing the world knows about Clary is that she is Jon's little sister. The next one in the band you've already hurt about is Isabelle Lightwood. Izzy plays the keyboard in our band, but most people know that. What they don't know is that Izzy is Clary's best friend. Yeah, little Clarissa Morgenstern is tangled with the band in more than one way.

I guess the reason Izzy likes her so much is because Clary doesn't feel threatened by Izzy, while most girls do. You must be completely oblivious to not notice that Izzy is a beautiful girl. She is really tall and has curves that any girl woul die for. People often speculated that we were together but that would be ridiculous: she already has a boyfriend, Simon. Not to mention that she is my adopted sister. And although it wouldn't be concidered to be incest, to me it would be. It doesn't matter that we don't share the same blood, she is my sister as much as she is Alec's.

That's the next person in our band. Alexander Lightwood. Alec is probably the most shy one of us all, he doesn't like talking in public and during a concert he is hidden almost completely behind his drums. Alec is also the one people know least about of the band I guess. They know the basic things like his name, that he plays the drums, that he is Izzy's brother,… But no one knows he is gay, and he likes to keep it that way. I don't really get why, it's true not everyone in America is as tolerant as most of us are, but most teenagers are okay with holebis. But it isn't my secret to tell so I wait and hope he doesn't hurt Magnus (his boyfriend) to bad while trying to keep is secret a secret.

The last one that plays in our band is Jordan Kyle. There's not much to tell about him. Of course he also is a great guy and one of my best friends but there's nothing really special about his life. He has a girlfriend Maia and plays the guitar while also doing some backing vocals when it is necessary. That'

s my band, so I think it's time now to tell you some more about "City of Bones". There actually not that different from us and they basically consist of the boyfriends/girlfriends of our band members. First of all you have Magnus, Alec's boyfriend and the leadsinger of the band. If I would only have one word to describe him I would probably go by "sparkly" or "glittery". Basically, it's not hard to tell he is gay.

Then you have Simon, Izzy's boyfriend. He plays the guitar in the band. He's kinda dorky with his glasses and dark hair that never does what he wants, but all by all he isn't that bad. Just don't tell Izzy I said that 'cause I will never live it down. Most of the time I call him ratface to piss Izzy of, but I don't really think he actually looks like a rat. He is kind of cute, I can say this 'cause I am pretty confident in my sexuality.

Then there's Maia, Jordan's girlfriend, who plays the drums in the band. Although she looks really hot and confident behind her drums she isn't really the kind of girl I like, not that I would go after the girlfriend of my best friend: that's just awful. I meant this pure hypothetically. But whatever, the last one in that band is Seelie, Jon's girlfriend. She does the backing vocals and some guitarplaying in "City Of Bones" but I don't really know her so there isn't much I can tell you about her. Just buy Jon's book and I'm sure you'll get who she is after the first 3 pages or something like that. He can't ever shut up about her. It's really ignoring at times. But Jon and I are really alike so I think that if I would have it that bad for a girl I wouldn't stop talking about her too. It just isn't likely for me to fall in love with a girl. I actually never did before, seems like Jace Herondale doesn't fall in love. But where was I? Oh yes. I had another crazy fact for you guys.

You probably would've never guessed it but Clary Morgenstern had made her way into this band too. She and Simon have been best friends since kindergarden and her and Maia are also really great friends. Concidering Seelie is dating her brother they got to know each other fairly well and her and Magnus seem to get along great. That makes that Clary tags along when we go on tours, not that you'll hear me complain. She's pretty nice company to be around and she has an adorable laugh. Before you think I am in love with her: no, I am absolutely not. I barely know her and Jon is really protective of his little sister. I don't think he would let me date her anyway. I'm not really the kind of guy you have dinner with at your parents. It's not like I can't be nice and polite, it's just that the internet and the magazines make me seem like it.

Sometimes (okay almost always) I get bothered by what they are all writing about me, but then I remember that if that is the price for the life I'm living, I'm willing to pay it. That sounded probably really cheesy, but I mean it. I really like going on tour and feeling like I can mean something to the world. This probably isn't enough for an entire biography about me but I'm kind of getting tired of writing random facts about the band and me. That's probably not what you guys want to read anyway. So from now on I will be keeping something like a diary to tell you guys about all the things that are happening in my life. I have no idea when I'll start, how much I'm gonna write or even if I will do it more then one day… But I'll try. I also won't say anything about dates or anything like that. It's not like I mind you guys knowing when this all happened in my life but most of the time I just don't remember which date we are. This one is just to make it easier for me. I wish I could tell you guys I was excited to do this but I still don't know how I feel about telling so much about myself. I may be the most interesting person walking on this planet, that still doesn't mean I know how to write a book. I don't know what I'm most terrified of: that it has to be about me and that I have to open up or that I have to write…

I know, this first chapter is kinda boring, but it was some kind of introduction to everyone to make sure you can follow in the next chapters. I promise it'll get more interesting. ;)