Disclamer: Don't own One Piece or Zoro. Good thing I don't 'cause then it would suck.

Yo. I know this is totally not original and boring now,BUT, Please! Ask questions!

I told Zoro that I wouldn't tell Nami that he accidentally ruined her favorite shirt in exchange for this. AND he's getting 100 beli for every question he answers so he can pay Nami back.

Zoro: Even if I was dead that damn witch would bring me back, just to kill me herself.

Hsiao(ME!): I don't want Zoro-kun to die.

Zoro: Exactly why you aren't telling. And don't call me Zoro-kun!

Hsiao: Sorry Zoro. (whispers)kun.

Zoro: What'd you say?

Hsiao: Nothing. Now get your ass out there and answer questions.

Zoro: There aren't any to answer.

Hsiao: Well, no dur. Yo! Person reading! Please give Zoro a question so I can keep him alive enough to torture him in my other fanfics! Also, he REALLY has a money problem.

Zoro: I do NOT have a money problem! It's Nami that keeps taking everything away from me.

Hsiao: Which is WHY you have a money problem.

A/N: My last name is Hsiao, and thats what you can call me. I like my last name better than my first, Tina. Just do. And NO it's not pronounced: hu-sai-ow. It's like Shower, without the 'er'. Sorry if Zoro is OOC and so far the dialog sucks.