Gypsy (From Mystery Science Theater, You Know) Stuffs Things Into Her Big Mouth:
Introduction:
Okay, so my brother has been writing some fanfictions and I'm going to start writing them too. Anyways, I got the idea of this story when I was lying in bed and I was falling asleep so I was thinking of strange stuff such as why Gypsy's mouth is so big. I felt I needed to write a fanfiction.
While my brother writes serious fanfictions, this isn't supposed to be serious at all. I am really just screwing around. The thing is, this is supposed to be bad and it's supposed to be funny and stupid and stuff, and it's supposed to be a comedy. You're supposed to sit back and laugh at the stupidity of my fanfiction. It's really the first of its kind, maybe.
Real Story:
Gypsy's got this dashboard mirror on the spaceship, and I don't know why it would be there, but this is just a work of fiction so draw your own ideas, I guess. But then, well you know what happens next, she sees her mouth and she finds there must be a purpose for it! So she tries to find something to put into her mouth and the first thing she sees is obviously the mirror and tries to put it in her mouth. But since she was too busy putting the mirror in her mouth, she couldn't look into the mirror to see where it was going, and whoosh! It knocked over Gypsy's hot coffee and spilt it everywhere.
I really like not being serious writing fan fiction, it's actually fun and you don't need to work, you need to try it too!
Jonah and the bots go help Gypsy clean it up and Crow be like, "Gypsy, your mouth is really huge!" Imagine that, he didn't realize that until now! But Crow was like, "No, I mean REALLY HUGE!" Gypsy then bit off Crow's head.
So now Gypsy's going around and she's like, "HEY! I WONDER WHAT ELSE I SHOULD PUT IN MY MOUTH!" Crow'd head is the first thing she sees and puts that in her mouth.
Then the rest of the SOL crew are like, "Me too! Me too!" and Cambot wants to as well even though he can't tell her because he's a camera. Cambot gets in Gypsy's mouth, anyways, as well as everybody else.
So, you're thinking, "I thought you said in the introduction it's a comedy? But there's no jokes." No, I changed my mind, it doesn't belong in any genre, just the lazy folk banging out some nonsense on keyboards genre. But it will be funny if the opportunity for humour comes along.
Joel gets onboard for some reason. He's like, "Oh, I see you've found out why I gave you a big mouth." Gypsy says, "NO I DONT KNOW THE REASON!" and then because she was talking everybody's heads fall out of Gypsy's mouth. Joel says "Oh," and then he walks away. And then he slides down the Umbilicus and into the Mad's spot. Joel tells the Mads that they better watch out because Gypsy's putting random stuff in her mouth.
So, let me clarify that everybody's heads are out of Gypsy's mouth now because you might have forgot, I don't expect your perfect or anything. And I think Gypsy's gonna put one more thing in her mouth, she'll put a thousand bouncy balls in her mouth and I don't know what she does next so I guess this is the end.
The moral of this story is well, hmm, uh, let me see . . .
THE END
