Disclaimer: I only own Voldemort's braids.

Ever down at Hogwarts,
Liked Halloween a lot.

But the Dark Lord, who lived just south of Hogwarts,
Did NOT!!!

Voldemort hated Halloween, the whole weeny season,
Now please don't ask why, know one quite knows the reason.
It could be maybe, his wand was a-broking,
It could be perhaps, Nagini was croaking,
But I think the most likely reason of all,
Was because people got happy, and joy (to him) was dull.

He looked through the windows and let out a bawl,
For through the windows he swaw merry faces in Great Hall.

He knew every witch, every wizard.
Was contently eating fried lizard. (I know it's not true, but nothing else rymed.)

"And they're making their gowns." he said with a frown. "With carefully dyed cloth, black, blue and brown."

He made a sour face, his fingers nervously drumming.
"I simply MUST stop weeny from coming!"

Then he shook his head, his braids falling lose.
"The Grinch already did that, by the old meddler Dr. Seuess . The next time I meet him, I'll make him a goose!!!"



A/N: Preatty pleae!!! REVIEW. I worked really hard on this so it would be appreciated. Thanx for reading it anyways. Ok ...seriously Bye! And oh ...Yes. Voldemort does have braids.