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Today, my thoughts are with the victims of the attacks in Nice. I'm from France too, although I don't live near Nice, and when I learned the news yesterday night, I was devastated.

They were innocents. They only wanted to watch the firework organised for the National Day, and their lives has been destroyed in an instant, because a monster decided to.

May they rest in peace into the Force.


This fanfiction is the translation of my own « StarBook, le réseau des étoiles », a big piece of crack ;D Huge thank to my beta-reader Gigira :D

Here's the first chapter. Enjoy :)


« StarBook, the stars' network »

When the Star Wars characters discover the social networks...


Obi-Wan Kenobi just joined StarBook.

Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala, Ahsoka Tano and 3 others like this.

Anakin Skywalker: Finally, Master!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Ahsoka finally managed to convince me to... what did she say... "move with the times".

Ahsoka Tano: I can assure you it was difficult, Master Skywalker... I think I came close to nervous breakdown, sometimes...

Padmé Amidala likes this.


Anakin Skywalker likes "Flying ships like a madman".

Obi-Wan Kenobi, Ahsoka Tano, Padmé Amidala and 2 others like this.

Padmé Amidala: Anything else would have been astonishing.


Chancellor Palpatine just joined StarBook.

Padmé Amidala: Chancellor?

Chancellor Palpatine: Indeed, in flesh and bone. Anakin convinced me to sign up...

Obi-Wan Kenobi: I can see that his apprentice and himself constitute a very persuasive pair...

Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano like this.


Yoda: To grow, the Dark Side never stops. Pessimistic I am, as for this war's end.

Anakin Skywalker: We will win this war, Master Yoda.

Padmé Amidala: I agree with Master Skywalker on this point, Master Yoda. The Republic has something that Separatists don't have.

Chancellor Palpatine: And what is this, my dear?

Padmé Amidala: Jedi!

Anakin Skywalker: +1

Obi-Wan Kenobi: +1

Yoda: +1

Mace Windu: +1

Ahsoka Tano: +1000


Ahsoka Tano likes "Gossiping for hours and hours, like any normal girl".

Barriss Offee likes this.


Obi-Wan Kenobi likes "Cutting arms in pubs".

Anakin Skywalker: o.o


Anakin Skywalker likes "Kicking Separatists' asses because they are morons".

Count Dooku likes "Kicking Jedi's asses because they are an endangered species".

Yoda: o.o


Yoda likes "Dressing up as a monster and scream: I AM A TROLL!"

Ahsoka Tano: Master Yoda, I'm shaken up o.o


Chancellor Palpatine likes "Manipulating".

Obi-Wan Kenobi: This is why I never liked politicians...


Chapters two and three are already translated, and they will be posted every friday ;) I've got to work on the others... o.o'

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