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Today, my thoughts are with the victims of the attacks in Nice. I'm from France too, although I don't live near Nice, and when I learned the news yesterday night, I was devastated.
They were innocents. They only wanted to watch the firework organised for the National Day, and their lives has been destroyed in an instant, because a monster decided to.
May they rest in peace into the Force.
This fanfiction is the translation of my own « StarBook, le réseau des étoiles », a big piece of crack ;D Huge thank to my beta-reader Gigira :D
Here's the first chapter. Enjoy :)
« StarBook, the stars' network »
When the Star Wars characters discover the social networks...
Obi-Wan Kenobi just joined StarBook.
Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala, Ahsoka Tano and 3 others like this.
Anakin Skywalker: Finally, Master!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Ahsoka finally managed to convince me to... what did she say... "move with the times".
Ahsoka Tano: I can assure you it was difficult, Master Skywalker... I think I came close to nervous breakdown, sometimes...
Padmé Amidala likes this.
Anakin Skywalker likes "Flying ships like a madman".
Obi-Wan Kenobi, Ahsoka Tano, Padmé Amidala and 2 others like this.
Padmé Amidala: Anything else would have been astonishing.
Chancellor Palpatine just joined StarBook.
Padmé Amidala: Chancellor?
Chancellor Palpatine: Indeed, in flesh and bone. Anakin convinced me to sign up...
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I can see that his apprentice and himself constitute a very persuasive pair...
Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano like this.
Yoda: To grow, the Dark Side never stops. Pessimistic I am, as for this war's end.
Anakin Skywalker: We will win this war, Master Yoda.
Padmé Amidala: I agree with Master Skywalker on this point, Master Yoda. The Republic has something that Separatists don't have.
Chancellor Palpatine: And what is this, my dear?
Padmé Amidala: Jedi!
Anakin Skywalker: +1
Obi-Wan Kenobi: +1
Yoda: +1
Mace Windu: +1
Ahsoka Tano: +1000
Ahsoka Tano likes "Gossiping for hours and hours, like any normal girl".
Barriss Offee likes this.
Obi-Wan Kenobi likes "Cutting arms in pubs".
Anakin Skywalker: o.o
Anakin Skywalker likes "Kicking Separatists' asses because they are morons".
Count Dooku likes "Kicking Jedi's asses because they are an endangered species".
Yoda: o.o
Yoda likes "Dressing up as a monster and scream: I AM A TROLL!"
Ahsoka Tano: Master Yoda, I'm shaken up o.o
Chancellor Palpatine likes "Manipulating".
Obi-Wan Kenobi: This is why I never liked politicians...
Chapters two and three are already translated, and they will be posted every friday ;) I've got to work on the others... o.o'
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