Funtastic Ways To Torture Kikyo

1.dangle her off the edge of a cliff

2.throw pies in her face

3.let loose rabid squirrels and let them attack her

4.get some big tough guy to beat her black and blue

5.have kikyo-hating fans chase her and beat her

6.let jaken kiss and slobber all over her

7.knife her then pour alcohol on the wound (that really hurts!)

8.let her watch dun dun dun BARNEY!!!

9.stick her in a room with about 200 furbies

10.tell her that Inuyasha said she smells like moldy ass (don't know where I got that from)

11.tell a really fat guy that she is actually a big slice of cake disguised as a stinky dead priestess

12.give her to some old ladies and let them hit her with there canes

13.ties her to a tree in the wilderness and spray her with some kind of meat scented stuff to attract animals

14.tell her soul collectors that she will reward them if they constrict her and not allow her to breath

15.take her to the zoo and let the monkeys throw feces at her

16.give her to naraku and let him have his way with her (well actually she might like that)

17.push her out in the middle of the street right when a bus is coming

18.drop a hammer on her head when shes not looking

19.put her into my school (that should be torture enough)

20.pour water on her to see if she will turn to mud. Since she is made of dirt

21.take her to Vegas and put her in one of the freak shows

22.let her get addicted to heroin and see how crazy she acts

23.tell Kagome that kikyo said that she could shoot her with and arrow and end her life for her

24.take her to harlem and let some gang or something jump her

25.tie a boulder to her leg and throw her into a lake

Hope you all like, this is all i could thik of for now anyway, well toodles!