The McMahon massacre

A/N: Hi, everybody who's reading. This is my first story but I hope you all like it.

PLOT: Mr. McMahon is having a really hard time on the road to WrestleMania 23. Between DX, Donald Trump, And Edge with his bickering, there is never rest for the annoying chairman.

"Beep beep beep!" went Mr. McMahon's alarm clock. The clock kept beeping but Mr. McMahon couldn't shut it off. "Damit SHUT UP!" yelled the angered McMahon. The clock kept beeping and McMahon could no longer take it. "Shane!" he yelled, "Turn this piece of crap off!" "Coming dad" Shane said. He opened his dad's bedroom and shut off the clock. "Morning son" Vince said. "Come on dad" said Shane. "Today's raw and we have to get there".

"I'm coming," said an angered McMahon. He got out of bed and got ready to leave. "What am I going to do?" he thought to himself. "I can't go to raw, I'm to under pressure. With DX, Donald Trump, and everything else, I don't have time to relax. I need a break, and if I see one more DX sign, I'm going to blow. Vince went out the house and to his limo. "Good morning sir" Said Todd his driver. "Shut up and drive to raw"! He said at the poor driver. "Yes sir", said Todd. "Jerk" Todd thought in his head. When Vince got out of the limo he turned and noticed something sprayed on his car. "DX was here," read the sprayed paint. "AGRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed the angered McMahon. "DX was walking down a corridor with John Cena. "Oh there he is now," Said the WWE champion. "GOOD morning, dad" TripleH said in a dad to son tone. "Damn you DX!"

Vince screamed in furry. "DAMN YOU!" McMahon was breaking down. "Now John" said Shawn Michaels. Cena took the picture of McMahon kicking his car and banging his head on the window of his car. "This ones going on the Internet" Said Cena.

McMahon looked as they walked away. "ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" "Damit!"

A/N: Well I hope you like it. Please r&r.

Part 2: When McMahon addresses the WWE, it turns into an insult mania.