All you need is love, love is all you need. - Beatles

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Latvian Dating Plan

A Seborga x Fem!Latvia Love Story

Seborga: A.K.A Romeo Vargas:

We met on accident. I wasn't exactly supposed to climb in through the window of the women's restroom. And I wasn't supposed to get knocked out by landing face first into a porcelain sink. I certainly was not expecting to wake up and find myself face to face with a pretty girl. And maybe it wasn't the best idea to wink at her, which resulted in a slap and getting kicked out of the bathroom immediately.

However, that is not how I met Latvia.

She had been the one to save me from drowning in blood protruding from my nose as I lie half dead in the hallway of the world members building. I was not supposed to be there. As a micronation, I'm not considered a country. But I thought if I just snuck in through the open window and introduced myself, they might think I'm cool enough to join their little league.

Unfortunately, I was wrong.

I blame Sealand.

Okay, now getting back to Latvia...

She was a cute little one and smelled of undeniable fate. They should probably make that a candle scent. Granted, I would be the only one to buy it, but still, you never know.

"Sir? Are you alright? " She was worried for me which made my heart rise above where my chest was. I felt as though I could practically cough it up and give it to her right then.

Sadly, all I could do was smile dumbfoundedly at her with my nose still dripping thick red liquid.

And you know what I said to her?

"You're the prettiest flower in the garden."

But it sounded more like:

"Yeh da priest fur in da gurden. " I spoke as muddled blood got all over her plaid skirt. Funny, I thought I had more teeth than this...

"Huh? I don't speak that language..." She tilted her head at me, blue eyes filled with concern.

I continued to impress her by spitting out the two teeth I thought were lost. Now they were found.

"Oh dear... You're looking a bit pale..." She didn't seem to mind the fact there was somebody else's incisors in front of her feet.

I nodded, laughing slightly like she was telling a funny joke. I laughed so hard that I fainted. Must have been a funny joke, because it killed the audience .

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When I decided it was a good time to open my eyes, I realized I was not in my own bed and not in my own home. I was on a couch which was not mine. I panicked thinking that Romano's curse was coming true.

One day you'll wake up on some girl's couch, and the next thing you know she's asking you which flowers will look best for the wedding.

And when Latvia came walking in, I freaked out.

" I THINK ROSES WOULD LOOK NICE! " I screamed.

"What are you talking about? "

"Are we getting married? "

"I don't think so..?" She seemed confused.

"We could." I winked at her.

"No thanks. I'd rather not... " She blushed slightly, "Who are you anyway?"

I kneeled in front of her, "I am Seborga. But you can call me your honey bunny. " I kissed her delicate hand. She had soft skin.

She turned bright red.

"So, who are you? " I asked, gazing at her with my loving charm.

"I am Latvia."

I panicked again, "YOU'RE SEALAND'S BFF?!"

"What's a BFF? "

"It can stand for many things! Best Friend Forever, Butt Fuck Friend, or Boy Friend Forever! " I gasped. If she belonged to Sealand, I would die on the inside and maybe outside!

"I don't think of Sealand like any of those things..." She deadpanned. How cute!

"Oh thank goodness! " I hugged her, " Now you can be my girlfriend! "

"You don't even know me..." She looked down awkwardly. Was it something I said?

"Don't worry about it! I'll take you out to dinner a lot, supply you with stuff that comes with being my lover, and then we can have sex whenever you're ready!"

"WHA?!" Her face flushed a pink color.

"Relax. That can wait until later down the road." I reassured her, "I like to take things slow. It's more romantic that way. "

"... Okay... I'll go on a date with you, but... If I don't like it I'm not doing it again!"

I chuckled, "You won't be disappointed."


S: Huh. Funny. My teeth are back in my mouth...

L: Um... I kind of put them back in for you...

S: WHAT?! THAT'S GROSS!

L: I-I wore gloves!

S: NO! I DON'T MIND THAT! THOSE TEETH WERE SITTING ON THE FLOOR! WHO KNOWS WHERE THAT CARPET HAS BEEN!


Thanks so much reading! I know this pairing is total crack, but I can't help but love them! X3 please comment and fav, I love the feedback!