I do not own Shrek or Naruto but I wish I did 'cause that would be awesome. This is my first fanfic so don't be too harsh since I have a million ideas but I suck at writing.
Chapter 1.
Mikaz is Artie's little brother he is 14 and their dad had shipped him off to Japan so he could become a ninja in training. Artie and Mikaz's dad wasn't the fatherly type he is wanted by the KNIGHTS and is known as saw.
Nobody knew that he was married or that he had two kids. How could people know since he sent the oldest brother to Worstecher academy and the youngest brother to Japan. Artie is now the king of Far Far Away, he is occupied by Shrek ,who has been asked to train Artie to be king. After many arguments Shrek reluctantly agreed.
Mikaz lives in a village called Konahagure and is a Genin, he is in squad seven with 3 other students. Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura and their sensei is the famous copying ninja Kakashi. Mikaz is in a cell with 3 other genin because the number of students in Master Iruka's class was an odd number.
It is the holidays in Kanohagure village and Mikaz hasn't seen Artie ever since he was shipped to boarding school. Mikaz decided that he should visit Artie, so he booked a flight to Far Far Away.
Meanwhile in the castle in Far Far Away...
"Shrek you can't be serious", Artie said "you want mean to do what!" Shrek was trying to teach Artie how to use a bow and arrow.
"C'mon Artie its easy all you have to do is aim at the target and..."
Shrek fired at the target the arrow landed right on the middle of the target, which was a dummy of Prince Charming.
Artie glared at Shrek "Fine let me see the bow" Artie took the bow, aimed, and fired.
The arrow missed the dummy completely, bounced off a knight armor and went straight back where it came from(in other words, Shrek's butt).
"Whoa", said Shrek as he flung himself to the ground to avoid the arrow, Queen Lillian was holding the arrow. She had a devious expression on her face.
Artie looked horrified and Shrek looked surprised. "How is the training going?, she asked Artie.
Shrek decided to answer for Artie
"Oh we're coming along just fine right Artie? You'll be the greatest king ever, in fact you don't even need me, so me and Fiona could just go back to our swamp."
Lillian raised her eyebrows but decided to drop the subject "Hey Artie your little brother, Mikaz is coming to visit"
Shrek was curious since Artie never even mentioned his brother so he had ask about it. "You have a little brother?" he asked, amazed.
" Oh great ", thought Artie, who was looking amused" At least there is going to be some excitement around here"
End of Chapter 1. but I will be back (Evil laughter)
Chapter 2. I told you I would be back. Ha I told you so. Sorry about that I guess I had too many energy drinks.
Artie woke up earlier than usual that morning, not because he wasn't tired because Shrek and Fiona's triplets were crawling over his bed and Donkey and Puss were trying to grab them, but they were outnumbered.
"Hey Artie what are you doing up so early?, asked Donkey, who had an ogre baby crawling on is head.
Artie shook his head "I have no idea, how about you tell me." Then Shrek and Fiona came in.
"Hey I thought you were suppose to baby-sit the triplets' said Shrek as he picked up the triplets.
"We are", protested Donkey
"Artie, queen Lillian needs you to get dressed, you are suppose to meet the princess, "said Fiona
Artie scowled" Do I have to meet another princess they're all the same, besides I don't want to get married yet I'm only 16."
"But Senor you have to marry a senorita to become a permanent king", said Puss in Boots
Artie ignored him "I'm not going to get dressed if all of you are watching me"
After Artie was dressed he went downstairs to meet another pampered, spoiled princess
"Ah Artie you're up" Said Lillian "I was going to tell you that the princess can't make it"
Yeeeess, thought Artie
"But your brother should be arriving from Japan any second now", said Lillian
Suddenly a teenaged boy walked in, he had dark brown hair that went to his shoulders. The boy had bangs which covered up his blue eyes. He wore a purple and black long sleeved shirt and black shorts that went to his ankles. His pants had chains attached and he was wearing a Konoha Leaf headband around his neck. There was a spiked bracelet on his wrist and he had a piercing in his left ear that went to the top of his ear. The boy was also wearing black converses on his feet.
"Sorry, the plane was taking forever. Am I late", Said the boy
"Hey Mikaz I haven't seen you since forever. "Artie observed Mikaz" I see you've gone Goth. Did you bring me a present?"
"Did I ever, I brought you the bestest present ever", Mikaz dug in his backpack and pulled out a can and held it up in the air.
"Energy drinks!!! Just what I always wanted", Artie took the energy drink and drank within seconds.
Just then Shrek, Fiona, Puss and Donkey came into the room. Fiona was holding the triplets. One in each arm and one was hanging on her head.
"I'm his best friend you're just the sidekick"
"you wish senor, Shrek and I have been amigos since I was a little kitten"
"You haven't even known him that long, beside you tried to kill him, NOT ME!!!
Artie decided to interrupt
"Uhhhhhh, guys, sorry to interrupt" although he was more than happy to "This is my little brother, Mikaz"
Mikaz scowled. He didn't like to be known as Artie's "little brother"
Artie continued "Mikaz, this is Shrek, Fiona, and the terrible twosome: Donkey and Puss in Boots"
Shrek had a unreadable look on his face when he saw Mikaz and he had a lot of thoughts in his green head. "That kid sort of resembles Artie… a little…except Artie doesn't wear eyeliner…or eye makeup that surrounds his eye" Shrek noticed that Artie was giving him a look that was screaming "why do you have that look on your face and why aren't saying anything"
" Hi, so you're Arties brother? I didn't even know he had a brother…I mean…he never even mentioned you." After Shrek realized what he said he looked awkward
Artie hit his forehead
Just then Donkey decided to say something to break the awkward silence. " What's up Mikaz,? you're going to have a blast staying here! "
Mikaz wasn't an optimistic person so he didn't know how to reply to this hyperactive donkey
"uhh…thanks…I guess" Mikaz replied
To be continued…
How was that? It was only my first fanfic. Please review, and I will start the sequel
