Hey guys! First of all, before you get all uppity about this, let me remind everyone that THIS IS NOT A REAL VLOG POSTED BY MARKIPLIER! This was just a silly idea that wouldn't get out of my head, and I'm probably gonna delete this after a day or two, but again, this is all made up. None of this is real (Although it would be cool if it was...) and is all just the product of a bored Markiplier fangirl. Alright? Alright, you can read now. Enjoy!


He could do this. He could do this. There was no reason to be nervous. Why should he be nervous? Just calm down, Mark. Deep breaths, you can do this...

Hey guys. I know that this video is completely out of the blue, but I wanted to share something with you that I believe is important for the community to know about. A few months ago, I went to a convention, as most of you know, and… Well, I met someone. Accidentally, I might add. She was running late to something, and I just wasn't paying attention to where I was going, and we kind of ran into each other face-first. Which might sound cliché, but that's how we actually met. We talked for a few seconds before she had to go, but I will always remember how bright she was. She just exuded positivity and happiness, it was almost like talking to the sun. We did see each other again, a couple of days later at a coffee shop, and we had one of the most interesting talks I've ever had. Of course, I was being all macho, trying to impress her, but she was really sweet, and took it all in stride, making up stupid jokes to go with my own, which as you know, I make a lot of stupid jokes. We had a really good chat that day. We talked a lot more after the con was over. Like everyday, nonstop. I'll call her up in the middle of the night for no reason and we'll just talk and laugh for hours. She's also been so supportive of me and this channel, and even helped build some of the thumbnails that you've seen recently. And before the comments section goes crazy, yes, I do consider her my girlfriend, which is completely insane, but that's how I feel about her, and hopefully how she feels about me.

The reason I'm saying this is because I don't want her to feel threatened by the fans out there who might hate her just because I have a close relationship with her. I know there are fans like that, and she knows, too. That's why she only asks that I try not to mention her in my videos, but I couldn't keep it a secret anymore. I know she's probably watching this and thinking, 'Oh my god, what does he think he's doing?' But, I can't keep it hidden anymore, and I want to shout it from the rooftops with every fiber of my being, "I LOVE THIS WOMAN!"

Anyway, that's all I wanted to say. I know that I've probably embarrassed her enough, so I'm going to leave this here. All I'm asking is that if she decides to show herself, that everyone in the community be supportive and caring and just be nice to her in general. That's all I really wanted to say on the matter, so thank you guys so much for watching. I really do hope that this will turn out to be a good thing for us. And as always, I will see you, in the next video. Buh-bye!


Now that you've read it, please don't start harassing Mark. Please. This story is just that, a story. On a fanfiction website, I might add. I'm not even sure if it counts as a story, but I don't care about that. I care about Mark not getting bombarded with all of a sudden, 'OMG you have a girlfriend!' comments all over the place. As far as I know, Mark is happily single, and I don't want to start a war, alright?... Oh, who am I kidding, no one's going to read this anyway.

Anyway, that's all for now, I hope you enjoyed this COMPLETELY FAKE Markiplier story, and I will see you, in the next update. Byeeee!