WARIO & WALUIGIWACKY ADVENTURESIT'S BAD

Waluigi: I'm bored.

Waluigi: Do you have any ideas, Wario?

Wario: Hmm...Free time?

Waluigi: Free time...

Waluigi: OH! I KNOW!

Wario: What is it?

Waluigi: NOT TELLING YOU!

Waluigi: But I gotta pee...

Waluigi went in the bathroom...

Waluigi: WAIT! I KNOW!

Waluigi got his laptop out in the bathroom. He's sitting on the toilet.

Waluigi is searching pornhub, and he found fat lady porn.

Waluigi: Aaahhh...

The video is starting.

Waluigi: Oooh...Yeahhh...

He's masturbating.

Waluigi: Aaaaaaaaaa...

Waluigi: WAIT!

Waluigi: Oh shoot

The pee comes out and it's all over his hand.

Waluigi: AHahAHhaHAhahAAAAAH

He has a large boner, so he misses the toilet and pees on his laptop.

Waluigi: WAAAHH?

The laptop is electrocuting, and Waluigi got caught in it.

Waluigi: aOEnjhAAAlIIL

Waluigi dies on the floor. Wario comes in the room.

Wario: Ah. No big deal. What a pussy.

Wario gets the laptop, and sees the porn.

Wario: ...OH MAH GOD!

Wario: I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THAT! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Wario shoots himself in the ear. Wario dies on the floor.

~ THE END ~