WARIO & WALUIGIWACKY ADVENTURESIT'S BAD
Waluigi: I'm bored.
Waluigi: Do you have any ideas, Wario?
Wario: Hmm...Free time?
Waluigi: Free time...
Waluigi: OH! I KNOW!
Wario: What is it?
Waluigi: NOT TELLING YOU!
Waluigi: But I gotta pee...
Waluigi went in the bathroom...
Waluigi: WAIT! I KNOW!
Waluigi got his laptop out in the bathroom. He's sitting on the toilet.
Waluigi is searching pornhub, and he found fat lady porn.
Waluigi: Aaahhh...
The video is starting.
Waluigi: Oooh...Yeahhh...
He's masturbating.
Waluigi: Aaaaaaaaaa...
Waluigi: WAIT!
Waluigi: Oh shoot
The pee comes out and it's all over his hand.
Waluigi: AHahAHhaHAhahAAAAAH
He has a large boner, so he misses the toilet and pees on his laptop.
Waluigi: WAAAHH?
The laptop is electrocuting, and Waluigi got caught in it.
Waluigi: aOEnjhAAAlIIL
Waluigi dies on the floor. Wario comes in the room.
Wario: Ah. No big deal. What a pussy.
Wario gets the laptop, and sees the porn.
Wario: ...OH MAH GOD!
Wario: I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THAT! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wario shoots himself in the ear. Wario dies on the floor.
~ THE END ~
