Okay disclaimer: I OWN LORD OF THE RINGS NOT AND I DO NOT OWN THE IDEA OF
FIGHTING IN SPACE AND ALL THAT JUNK I GOT IT FROM ONE OF MY FAV ANIME
SHOWS, WHICH I BET YOU GUESSED RIGHT I DON'T OWN THAT EITHER. DON'T SUE I'M
VERY POOR ACUTALLY AS OF RIGHT NOW I OWE MY MOTHER MONEY SO IF YOU SUE YOU
WILL HAVE TO GET IN LINE FOR MY CASH CUZ I HAVE NONE!
As a part of the NADO peace association General Nataku fought hard against the war driven forces of the SSRA. Every morning she woke up at five thirty and went to the main control room. General LaSalle Nataku was by far the best MS fighter ever seen she could maneuver any MS that was put in front of her and she never crumbled under pressure, plus her talent for keeping a straight face under any circumstance and ability to take any torture awarded her all due respect from any she commanded.
The Beetle Bailey alarm clock went off on the nightstand next to the general's bed. She slammed down hard on the clock with such force it broke.
"Damn not another one!" she wined, as she looked wreck that was on her nightstand.
"General Nataku, General Nataku, your presence is needed on the floor ma'am," came the level voice of Lieutenant Ika from the intercom next to the door.
"Roger that Lieutenant I'll be right there." She walked over to the closet and slipped on her military uniform and stepped out the sliding entrance door. She had been living on the colonies as long as she could remember and had become accustom to the habitat of living in space.
"Lieutenant Ika would you please inform me on why I was needed on the floor immediately?"
"Well I was just thinking you would have wanted to be here when General Haze gets here."
"What is General Haze doing here he is supposed to be located in L05, not L01." LaSalle had hated General Haze ever since they broke up many years ago when they were just soldiers. "Well if he's coming here then we will just have to give him a warm welcome now won't we," she said slyly. "Lieutenant ready Commato and tell the troops to ready their stations we will welcome General Haze with a little fire works."
"General, do you think this is reasonable?"
"Lieutenant did you not hear my orders now hop to, or I will hold you in content," the general hissed.
"Yes ma'am," saluted Lieutenant Ika before she dashed off.
In matter of moments the arriving party of General Haze was in sight and General Nataku gave the strict order to open fire. At first many held back knowing they either followed orders and risk treason by General Haze, or disobey orders and risk treason by General Nataku. After much consideration the troops open fire knowing anything treason by General Haze would be like paradise compared to treason by General Nataku. To LaSalle's dislike the party reached L01 and she would have to face Tria Haze in person now.
"Dear, dear LaSalle what a warm welcome I get when I come to visit," voiced General Haze as he walked into the control room.
"If I had my way Tria you would be dead right now," she spat.
"Harsh, now is that anyway to treat you ex?"
"In my opinion I treat you to fairly." Both talked casually, like a conversation on any ordinary day.
"Now, now I just came here to check up on you and see how you were doing."
"Really this would have anything to do with the fact that we are both in nomination for the position of head of NADO now is there. I mean if you got rid of me then you would get the position wouldn't you? Yes, yes I think so."
"I'm hurt you would actually think I would do something so cruel? Well actually you're right I would so bye, bye love see you in the after life." With that he hit her other the head with the back of his laser gun and then brought forth a man in rags.
"Okay old man do your voodoo and get rid of her, put her is some odd dimension."
"Y-yes s-sir w-will d-do," stuttered the bent man. Soon he stated to chant an ancient language and a blue aura engulfed LaSalle. Then in a blink of an eye she was gone.
"Lieutenant you have just been promoted to General of L01 do the position proud."
"Yes sir!"
LaSalle woke up in a dense forest with wild sounds all around her. She was a bit scared, she had never come in contact with such dense, dark woods, or heard such monstrous sounds, but she keep all emotions hidden and face what ever was out there.
"Who's there!" she called. "I know someone is there I can sense you show yourself or I will shoot!"
Out from behind a tree on her left emerged three men, what there intentions were LaSalle could not figure out but she tensed up slightly.
A/N: hello this is my 2nd attempt at a LOTR fic, but as you noticed we haven't gotton to the LOTR part or met Legolas, but no fear all will play in sooner or later just wait. Okay review if you like the story and I'll write more ((I promise on my Godsmack shirt I swear I will write more muse or no muse!!)) okay so please review and thanks in advance. ^_^
Lieutenant General Insaneo over and out ::salute::
As a part of the NADO peace association General Nataku fought hard against the war driven forces of the SSRA. Every morning she woke up at five thirty and went to the main control room. General LaSalle Nataku was by far the best MS fighter ever seen she could maneuver any MS that was put in front of her and she never crumbled under pressure, plus her talent for keeping a straight face under any circumstance and ability to take any torture awarded her all due respect from any she commanded.
The Beetle Bailey alarm clock went off on the nightstand next to the general's bed. She slammed down hard on the clock with such force it broke.
"Damn not another one!" she wined, as she looked wreck that was on her nightstand.
"General Nataku, General Nataku, your presence is needed on the floor ma'am," came the level voice of Lieutenant Ika from the intercom next to the door.
"Roger that Lieutenant I'll be right there." She walked over to the closet and slipped on her military uniform and stepped out the sliding entrance door. She had been living on the colonies as long as she could remember and had become accustom to the habitat of living in space.
"Lieutenant Ika would you please inform me on why I was needed on the floor immediately?"
"Well I was just thinking you would have wanted to be here when General Haze gets here."
"What is General Haze doing here he is supposed to be located in L05, not L01." LaSalle had hated General Haze ever since they broke up many years ago when they were just soldiers. "Well if he's coming here then we will just have to give him a warm welcome now won't we," she said slyly. "Lieutenant ready Commato and tell the troops to ready their stations we will welcome General Haze with a little fire works."
"General, do you think this is reasonable?"
"Lieutenant did you not hear my orders now hop to, or I will hold you in content," the general hissed.
"Yes ma'am," saluted Lieutenant Ika before she dashed off.
In matter of moments the arriving party of General Haze was in sight and General Nataku gave the strict order to open fire. At first many held back knowing they either followed orders and risk treason by General Haze, or disobey orders and risk treason by General Nataku. After much consideration the troops open fire knowing anything treason by General Haze would be like paradise compared to treason by General Nataku. To LaSalle's dislike the party reached L01 and she would have to face Tria Haze in person now.
"Dear, dear LaSalle what a warm welcome I get when I come to visit," voiced General Haze as he walked into the control room.
"If I had my way Tria you would be dead right now," she spat.
"Harsh, now is that anyway to treat you ex?"
"In my opinion I treat you to fairly." Both talked casually, like a conversation on any ordinary day.
"Now, now I just came here to check up on you and see how you were doing."
"Really this would have anything to do with the fact that we are both in nomination for the position of head of NADO now is there. I mean if you got rid of me then you would get the position wouldn't you? Yes, yes I think so."
"I'm hurt you would actually think I would do something so cruel? Well actually you're right I would so bye, bye love see you in the after life." With that he hit her other the head with the back of his laser gun and then brought forth a man in rags.
"Okay old man do your voodoo and get rid of her, put her is some odd dimension."
"Y-yes s-sir w-will d-do," stuttered the bent man. Soon he stated to chant an ancient language and a blue aura engulfed LaSalle. Then in a blink of an eye she was gone.
"Lieutenant you have just been promoted to General of L01 do the position proud."
"Yes sir!"
LaSalle woke up in a dense forest with wild sounds all around her. She was a bit scared, she had never come in contact with such dense, dark woods, or heard such monstrous sounds, but she keep all emotions hidden and face what ever was out there.
"Who's there!" she called. "I know someone is there I can sense you show yourself or I will shoot!"
Out from behind a tree on her left emerged three men, what there intentions were LaSalle could not figure out but she tensed up slightly.
A/N: hello this is my 2nd attempt at a LOTR fic, but as you noticed we haven't gotton to the LOTR part or met Legolas, but no fear all will play in sooner or later just wait. Okay review if you like the story and I'll write more ((I promise on my Godsmack shirt I swear I will write more muse or no muse!!)) okay so please review and thanks in advance. ^_^
Lieutenant General Insaneo over and out ::salute::
