One day Sasori was just sitting around the Akatsuki home. Kisame was in the kitchen making a cake. Peinis was hitting Konan. Kakuzu was cutting Hidan up into pieces while Hidan yelled about Jashin. Itachi was chasing Deidara around, scaring him with his MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN.

Then there was a knock at the door.

I wonder who that could be, thought Sasori.

Sasori went to get the door.

Who could it be?

Sasori had never seen this person before. He had pale skin, and BIIG eyes. And horrible posture.

This guy would make a horrible puppet. Hes just not sexy enough. Thought Sasori.

Hello said the man. My name is L.

What a stupid name, thought Sasori. Youre stupid.

Ive come here to have sex with you, said L.

But I don't want to have sex with you, said Sasori.

Ive come here to rape you, said L.

That makes more sense, said Sasori.

L tackled Sasori and ripped his Akatsuki robe off. L climbed on top off Sasori, but when he looked down, he couldn't believe his mouth. Sasori had a pupppet body!1!

I can't find you anus, said L.

That's because I don't have one. Anuses are for weak people. Said Sasori.

Then I will have to mouth rape you said L

And lo, so he did, and it was good.

Then Deidara found Sasori and L.

Ooohhh room for one more un asked Deidara.

Okay I can mouth rape you too, said L.

But I have four mouths hmm, said Deidara.

Well lucky you, said L because I have four more penises!1!

And L unveiled his extra penises.

And lo, L raped Deidara in his face-mouth, and his hand-mouths, and his chest-mouth, and it was good.

The end.