Description:

It's not easy being married to the Hokage and raising two kids, so what does Hinata do to pass the time ?

...Fanfiction obviously! too bad she can't focus on her stories and end up writing a new one everyday.

These are the story ideas and thoughts that come into her head during the day.


This is the one time I'll mention it, but if you haven't made the connection yet; I don't own Fairy Tail or Naruto.


Third person POV

"Speech"

"Inner thoughts"

Written form

Author's note: Go easy on me, I haven't written a story in months.


Idea #irrelevant

Hinata stared out of her balcony as she kept pondering.

"Anti-Hero isn't being updated as frequently anymore, Darthemius went on hiatus again and I think I might be pregnant...again...now that I think about it..."

She covered her mouth as her cheeks swelled while she ran for the toilet seat, "BLaghhhgguu..."

After wiping her lips, she looked at what she puked out, "Oh, it's just Sakura's cooking...I guess I should have expected this."

"This gives me an idea... I should write a story where Natsu bakes a cake for Erza...BUT he ruins it because he's Natsu...BUT! Erza still eats it because she loves cake, and then Lucy sees the whole thing and thinks that Natsu might have a crush on Erza...He he he... you are so evil Hinata...I might be the greatest writer that ever li-"

"Blaghhhh ughhhha!" She wiped her lips again, "I wonder if I should self-insert myself into the story and feed the horrible cake to Sakura's self-insert...NO! NO! Self-insert stories are horrible...But if I HAD to write a Self-insert story then, I'd probably do it in an interesting way where it doesn't even look like a Self-insert but at the same time it DOES! Mwahahahahaha!...wait, what was I thinking about again?...Oh right! Natsu's cake...he needs a reason to bake it... should he be attracted to Erza? hmmm...or maybe he's doing it because he got into trouble and found out that Erza loves cakes...It sounds good but it's also too much of a cliche, what if he was challenged by Gray, into a cake baking challenge...no...I'll think about it later, what else do can I add to this, maybe I should put a Bleach element into the story... wait what? No! that won't make any sense, it's obvious that Mirajane should make an appearance...or better yet, LISANA should make an appearance! Oh! And she should be pregnant with Edolas' Natsu...better yet, let's make it so it turns out that it was Edolas Natsu all along...I am aweso-" "blauuuhaggghaggh!"

She wiped her lips again, "I need to write this down."

After running to her room and turning on her laptop, an idea struck her, "I have a better idea!"

She started typing furiously, after the fourth line, she read the story for mistakes.


story name:

Wizard for a day

Description:

Naruto and Hinata are two ninjas whose love know no bounds. Even after death, both of their souls wandered the world together. But they were eventually going to fade into the spirit world, but Naruto's soul was different, it was immortal because of Kurama's influence. They were going to be separated, so they decided to take over the bodies of the living so that they could stay together forever.

Story start:

"Hinata..." Natsu whispers as he lovingly gazes into Juvias' eyes.

Juvia blushes as Natsu leans closer to kiss her, "Naruto, wait... people are staring..."

"Be gentle..." Juvia said as she closed her eyes.

Lucy started pulling her hair out, "THIS ISN'T MAKING ANY SENSE!"


Hinata stared at her work, then tears started streaming out of her eyes, "I have made a masterpiece."

"But why is Lucy pulling her hair out? maybe it should be Gray or Happy... or LISANA!...yes, she can be Natsu's lover and be pregnant in this story, and then Natsu just starts kissing Juvia, but it turns out that she was pregnant with Gray's child the whole time, but Gray was in a relationship with Cana while being in love with Juvia!...YES! YES! IMA Genius!"

She almost started typing before another idea came to her mind, "I know what I have to do." And so, she started typing again.


Story name: The dragon's road to wisdom

Description:

Natsu is a dragon in all but body, Lucy is a princess who grants wishes to those who can complete three trials she sets for them. Natsu's first task; Find a cat that is blue, a cat that talks and one that can fly, then ask him his name.

Story Start:

A lone figure walked in the valley of the dead, he had been through a lot in the recent year, he had been at the summit of the tallest mountains, mountains that he climbed with nothing but his bare hands, he had jumped into the nemean pit, it was where he fought with the nemean lion, he had even gone to the north where he found a giant sea lion, but it did not speak or fly, it wasn't even blue... now here he was after fighting that beast and eating what remained of it.


"Oh man, this story is so good, waaaay better than the other two I thought of."

"It just has this epic feeling to it, now I just need to come up with the other two trials, the reason why Natsu is even doing this and how he finds Happy...I could just make happy's egg fall from a tree and right into his lap...but that would mean Happy was Just born, and thus has no name...ughhh...why is this so hard, plus, how did Lucy get her wish granting powers? and why is Natsu so strong? and WHY did I write a giant sea lion, that's just ridiculous ...maybe I should just put in an impregnated Lisana just in case."

Hinata kept her eyes on the computer screen, hoping that for the sake of her sanity that she'd at least get 10 bloody paragraphs written by now, nope...it was barely a tenth of a good chapter one "...maybe I should only write one-shots, or maybe I should read my most successful one-shot..."

She typed the chapter name into google Levy's Little Problem and it was the first link, after opening the story and reading it, a smile crept it's way onto her face and a few chuckles came out, "Ahh...good times, I had crazy ideas coming into my head all the time back then."

She read a few more lines.


Levy coughed to the side and said in a voice that should be considered a whisper, "I need your help to conquer a... fetish I have."

"A fetish?" said a perplexed Hinata. She hadn't been expecting that. Then again, Levy wasn't the most normal person she'd ever met.

"Yes, Hinata. A fetish. It's something so sick and vile that I can't even look at myself in the mirror. Because if I do, the only thing I'll see staring back at me is a monster," Levy said dramatically, raising a hand to her forehead in the process.

"So, what's your fetish, Levy?" asked Hinata. "Is it something gross? Because if you get your jollies from rolling around in piss or vomit, then..."

"It's nothing like THAT!"


"HAHAHA! oh...piss or vomit...ha!" Her eyes suddenly darted to the door and she saw Himawari ducking out of her view.

"I WAS READING LITERATURE HIMAWARI! DON'T TELL YOUR FATHER! HE'S GOING TO THINK I'M A WEIRDO AGAIN!"

"I MAKE NO PROMISES!" was Himawari's reply.

"She's not going to tell him, not if she knows what's good for her..."

In the end, she just settled for postponing the story for another day and making a sandwich


Author's note: Until next time!