Anime School
The Beginning
AN: Yes, this is my newest story. Please R&R ^^
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the shows included in this.
Dedications: Fuzz, the radioactive lion that lives inside my head and talks to me.
Anime School
The Beginning
_-_ABC Torture Preschool_-_
"No Mommy! I won't go!"
Two blonde haired kids shouted in unison.
"That's nice, Kyle, go run and play with your brother, Vincent."
"My name's Knives!"
Kyle said while hitting his mother with a fist. The mother had long black hair with friendly features. Vincent next to them was crying his eyes out while holding a stuffed donut toy.
"Mommy! Kyle is going to hurt me!"
Vincent shrieked as more tears ran down his face.
"There, there, Vincent, Kyle won't hurt you will he?"
"Yes and I shall force him to rid all humans of this world."
"Kyle, such a cutie pie. I'm proud to be your mother. You say the darnest things. I hope you like Miss Kaede, she seems very nice."
Suddenly the sound of a whip cracking rang through the air. A grumpy looking lady stomped her way into the room.
"Oh my, she certainly looks like a fun teacher! Good-bye Vincent. Good-bye Kyle. I'll see you in the afternoon."
The mother walked off towards her car, beaming widely.
"You two! March! Get in there now!"
Miss Kaede said sharply towards the two of them as the began to walk. Vincent crying his eyes out while Kyle glared at Miss Kaede.
"One day I will take that whip and break it. Then I will kill you and your pathetic race called humans."
Knives said coldly, but receiving an angry Kaede.
"No talking back! March!"
The brothers walked into the playroom without a word. Well actually Vincent was crying his head off, gnawing on his donut toy.
_-_Several Minutes Later_-_
"Kyle, I'm scared…"
Vincent said in a shaky voice as they walked into the playroom.
"For the last time, my name is Knives!"
Shrieked 'Knives'.
"But I like Kyle better, it sounds more peaceful. Remember Love and Peace!"
Vincent suddenly became cheerful, sticking on two of his fingers, the index and the middle.
"Love and Peace!"
"Did someone say Love and Peace?"
A red haired boy came out from nowhere carrying a toy sword.
"Yes, me. I am Vincent the Stampede!"
Vincent struck a pose where he tried to look like strong and brave.
"Oh…well I'm Kenshin. Why do they call you the Stampede?"
"Because when the Donut Shop opens, I'm like a one man stampede."
"Why not just be called Vash the Stampede? It sounds a lot better."
"What's a Vash?"
"I don't know."
"MWAHAHAHA! WORLD DOMINATION!"
Knives suddenly yelled, jumping in-between Vash and Kenshin.
"Okay…Are you related to him?"
"No!"
"Yes!"
Knives and Vash yell at the same time.
Suddenly loud cries come from the entrance. A kid wearing a little sailor's outfit complete with a tiny hat. He had golden eyes and dark blue hair. Next to him was his mother, kissing him on the forehead.
"Don't worry, sweetie pie. Mommy will be back."
"It's scary here, especially that kid with the blonde hair trying to stab that other blonde haired kid."
He pointed to Knives and Vash as Knives began to stab at Vash with his special metal spork.
"BOYS!"
Screeched Kaede as she rushed into the room.
"Oh, honey, they're just playing see? Why don't you make some friends and show off that wonderful little sailors outfit I got you. You look dashing in it."
"Really?"
"Erm…sure. Bye my little sweetie pie topped with sugar and honey!"
The kid's mother left and the chubby blue haired kid waddled his way towards the trio.
"Hi, my name is-"
"WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR NAME! YOU WILL DIE SOON ANYWAY!"
Knives yelled at the boy.
"NOW YOU WILL BE MY ASSISTANT IN DESTROYING MANKIND! OR ELSE FACE THE WRATH OF MY METAL SPORK!"
"Do I get a cookie?"
"…Sure…"
"Anything I need knowledge of anything important?"
"Here read and educate yourself."
Knives threw a heavy book called 'How to be Evil in Just Ten Days!'
"But I don't know how to read."
"READ OR DIE!"
Knives pointed his spork at the panicking kid.
"And speak your name!"
"Legato Bluesummers."
"CALL ME MASTER!"
"Master?"
"WHAT!?"
"Can I have a cookie now?"
"Oh fine…raid my Limited Edition Joker Lunchbox."
"Thank you, master!"
"WHO SAID YOU COULD CALL ME MASTER!"
Knives shouted as Legato cowered away.
"Love and Peace, Kyle, Love and Peace."
"KNIVES, I SAID KNIVES! Knives is my name!"
"Whatever…"
"Inferior brothers, who needs them."
_-_Free Time_-_
"Vash, let me introduce you to my friends, this is Sano the Rooster Head."
"Hey, I'm not Rooster Head!"
"Heh, Weasel Girl also known as Misao. Yahiko, I like to call him Shrimpy. Let's see Kaoru, the Raccoon Girl, and Megumi."
By the time he finished, Sano, Misao, and Shrimpy were steamed. They began to chase Kenshin yelling insults at him.
"Love and Peace! You shouldn't hurt people y'know!"
Vash called at them.
"Join me or die, brother!"
Vash slowly turned around to see Knives with a menacing look. In his hands was his spork, pointed at Vash's back.
"Legato, go get a hostage. He doesn't like watching people dying, does he?"
"Yes sir, captain!"
"I am not a captain! I am Master KNIVES! Does no one realize that I have been trying to get that name into every stinking person's HEAD! And get that idiotic thing you're wearing and put this on. It makes you seem more eviller."
Knives threw a bundle of garments. About several years later, Legato Bluesummers would still be wearing the same thing. Legato waddled away to the bathroom to change and get a hostage.
_-_Half an Hour Later_-_
Vash is currently cornered with Knives and Legato. Legato holds a short girl with his chubby fingers.
"LET GO OF ME YOU FREAK!"
The girl screamed into Legato's ear.
"Master, I cannot hear."
"Then kill her now!"
"No, Kyle, no! Remember the anger management classes you went to? Remember Dr, Smellyphish? Calm yourself brother!"
"I am called Knives."
Knives's face was red with anger.
"Legato, KILL!"
"Yes, master."
Legato took out a donut.
"What are you going to do with that you imbecile?"
"Suffocate her, master."
Vash was staring at it, drooling.
"Eww! Vash you're drooling on me!"
Vash continues to drool.
"Legato, we're off!"
Legato threw the girl on top of Vash who weakly tried to reach the donut before it ended up in Legato's mouth.
"Get off! I need the donut!"
Vash cried out in a whiny tone.
"Save it buckoe."
The girl snapped at him as she got up, dusting herself off.
"Meryl, Meryl, there you are!"
A pretty tall girl came bounding towards them.
"I got scared when that chubby kid and the creepy one with the metal spork took you away!"
"I'm fine, Milly."
"Hiya!"
Milly said towards Vash as she stood up.
"I'm Milly and this is Meryl."
"I'm Vash the Stampede, King of all Donuts too."
"I like donuts, but pudding is better."
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Suddenly a screaming Kenshin runs.
"Get back here!"
"DIE KENSHIN DIE!"
"Snot nosed, rat faced, no good, cootie infested boy!"
Sano, Misao, and Shrimpy chased Kenshin as Milly, Meryl and Vash watched dumbstruck.
"Love and Peace!"
Vash said as he watched Sano tackled Kenshin.
_-_End of the Day_-_
Legato and Knives spent the rest of the day playing 'Destroy the World' where they build a city with blocks. Knives dresses as Godzilla and Legato dresses as King Kong. They both fight then ally together and destroy the world. Kenshin lost two of his teeth. Sano, Misao, and Shrimpy finally satisfied. Vash had started an argument about which was better, pudding or donuts. It ended up to be donudding, pudding and donuts together. Everyone left leaving Kaede time to relax.
AN: Hoped you liked my new story ^^ More characters on the way such as the crew from YYH and IY^^
