This whole collection of Foundation parody songs is weird. Really weird. It starts from the first chapter. The original song for this is Cirno's Perfect Math Classroom, a Touhou Project MV, and not only did I bring Pesterbot into it, I shamelessly add a bit of CotBG references. That's it. I had sinned. Enjoy.
Everyone! It's the start of Doom Master Thirteen-seventy's math classroom!
To be a genius like me,do your best!
...
A sparkling piece of metal
Shining like a star~
Glory,my preferred school,I will get in somehow
Evil,destructive,aim for the Keter,
GOGO!
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Idiot idiot~idiot idiot~idiot idiot~
How dare you call me a idiot!
Idiot idiot~idiot idiot~idiot idiot~
Your mockery spelled your doom!
Idiot idiot~idiot idiot~idiot idiot~
Ready to feel my wrath!
Idiot idiot~idiot idiot~
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A bus left at site-19,
Four people boarded at the start.
At site-87,
One people left and a talking dog(Dr Kain) boarded.
At site-17,
Two people left,
So how many passengers in total?
The answer is,the answer is ,zero people zero people
That's because,that's because
No buses travel between the Foundation sites~
(knock away by Dr Gerald's car)
...
There's no climax,highlight or sense
Everything will be OK as long as the character settings are fine'n good
With 420-J,everything is
1,3,7,0!
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The metal gears are spinning
My head is spinning around
Because there are only two round eyeballs
But there are so many gears
It's as clear as mud
Problems after problems comes out;
Still,still the lesson continues
In the frozen containment cell
Without considering temperature or time
Take it easy!
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Idiot idiot~idiot idiot~idiot idiot~
Kneel to me before I end your worthless existence!
Idiot idiot~idiot idiot~idiot idiot~
Taste your destruction at the hand of the Supreme Stabbinator!
Idiot idiot~idiot idiot~idiot idiot~
Then I will destroy you atom by atom 'till not a trace is remained!
Idiot idiot~idiot idiot~
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At Doctor Mann's office,someone broke a million-dollar vase
(Hatbot appearing in the corner before it shattered)
Level 2 researcher, Doctor Iceberg,
Came to reimburse him
The prankster Clef feigns ignorance;
What is the final amount of compensation?
The answer is,answer is,zero dollar,zero dollar
That's because,that's because
There is no way that such vase exist~
(being hit in the face with a pot of chowder)
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The truth of the world is beyond the realm of common sense
Aim for the secret digit,
1,5,1,2!
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Laughing foolishly,laughing out loud
Ukelele,annoying doctor,though he was loveless
Brought in immature D-class handily,handily,handily
They read it for hundreds of time
What disgusting creatures!
What is this about?I may as well say
Good job,O5 command!
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I got it! Because I'm such a genius,
You are jealous,aren't you?
You are really just too much~
Since you really want to,
Me, Robolord The Destructor will teach you
A little of the secret to my genius!
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Every,every,every,every,
Every,every of the broken pieces
Even if you gather,gather,gather,gather it
My,my,my,my
My,my strong
Head,head,head,head could not be match by you
Metal,metal,metal,metal,
Metal,metal,eat those metals
Then I wind up,wind up,wind up,wind up the clockworks
I'll,I'll,I'll,I'll,
I'll,I'll be made whole
What is,what is,what is,what is called PERFECT
One-hundred billion trillion thousand good—Toaster!
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There is no climax,highlight or sense
Everything will be OK as long as the character settings are fine'n good
With 420-J,everything is
1,3,7,0!
...
The metal gears are spinning
My head is spinning around
Because there are only two round eyeballs,
But there are so many gears
It's as clear as mud
Problems after problems comes out
Still,still the lesson continues
In the frozen containment cell
Without considering temperature or time
Take it easy!
...
Idiot idiot~idiot idiot~idiot idiot~
Idiot,idiot!
Idiot idiot~idiot idiot~idiot idiot~
Idiot,idiot!
Idiot idiot~idiot idiot~idiot idiot~
Fine!call me a idiot!I don't care anymore!
Idiot idiot~idiot idiot~
And 1370 is officially known as Bakabot the STRONGEST from today onwards.
I hate myself for ruining this Touhou song in its extended version.
But worse, I have one more Touhou song parody in store. Kill me.
The worst thing is probably...me having made a GOI Ball version of the same song, named UIU's Perfect Mission Classroom. I'm too ashamed to upload it, so unless you actually ask for it in the review section, I will just keep that for myself.
