Lord, Please Save The Women

By Akurei

Kurt was very surprised when he found that the bathroom was taken. It was 3 A.M. and he wanted to take a shower. He always took early showers. His fur needed time to dry in the mornings. So he got up to take a shower. When he found the first bathroom taken by a vomiting Jean he was a little concerned but let it pass. He moved on to the next bathroom. It was occupied by a vomiting Kitty. He comforted the poor sick Kitty before moving on to the next bathroom. There he found a vomiting Ororo. He comforted her too and went back to see if Jean had vacated the first bathroom. She had. Rogue was now vomiting in it. He finally finished comforting poor sick Rogue before going to the second bathroom again and finding it open. Kurt quickly showered so he wouldn't hold up the bathroom if someone else needed to vomit. "Logan's cooking vasn't zat bad..."

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"Mr. McCoy... I don't feel good... I, like, just got done barfing up my dinner." Kitty said as she entered the imfermary holding her poor stomach. She looked back down at it. "And I'm still not any skinnier." She added. Infact she looked possibly larger. She looked around the room and found Ororo, Jean, and Rogue each laying on separate beds. "You too?" Jean asked. "Yeah." Kitty said and laid down on another bed. Hank came back out with four empty cups and handed Kitty one along with Rogue, Ororo, and Jean. "What are these for?" Kitty asked. He explained. "Oh. Dang." She said. Ororo went to the bathroom first.

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"So... How long until you realize it's just food poisoning and give us some meds?" Kitty asked. "Shut up. Yer voice is loud." Rogue groaned. "And all tha white's givin me a headache." She added. "I'm afraid I can't give you any medication without renueing your physicals. Your blood samples should be done in a minute." Hank said. "And the urine samples should be done now." He said and heard a timer ding. "Ya use a timer?" Rogue asked. Hank just smiled at the cranky females and went in the back. He came back out with a few printouts. He reajusted his glasses as he was reading them and suddenly gasped. His jaw hit the floor. He flipped to the next one and his jaw possibly went further. The cycle repeated with the next to. He dropped his glasses before looking at them. "Y-y-y-ou're... Pregnant!"

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"Bu-bu-but tha's no' even physicaly possible f'r me!!!" Rouge cried. "I know, but all four of you are 3 months pregnant. can't explain it but it's-" "Yer machine must be busted cause not only am Ah a virgen, but Ah'm also NOT PHYSICALLY CAPABLE!!!" Rogue screamed. Jean was crying. "I'm a virgen too!" She cried. "Me too!!!" Kitty started crying too. Everyone looked at Ororo. "Umm... I wasn't with anyone 3 months ago." She said simply. "Eww." Kitty said and just went back to crying.

"If you'd like I can give you all ultrasounds." He suggested, scared by the 2 crying women and 1 PO'ed one. Ororo was calm. Actually she wanted children. It'd be nice to have a husband first but she could settle. "Do it. Ah will prove ta ya tha' Ah am NOT pregnant!" Rogue screamed. It was about 6 o' clock in the morning and they were all sleepy, queasy, and high strung.

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"Oh mah... It's a... BABY!" Rogue screamed. Indeed, it WAS a baby. "But how?" She asked. "You four could have been experimented on. I don't want you to tell anyone else and you're all off the team until we can figure out what we want to do to fix it." Hank said. Rogue's eyes widened and she stared fixedly at her baby. "No. Don't fix it. Find out why." She said and a hand touched the screen. "Just find out why..."

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Kitty and Rogue sat crying in their room. "There has to be a father." Rogue said logically. "Of course. There has to be." Kitty said. "Who?" Rogue asked and stifled a sob. "I don't know." Rogue cried harder. "Don't worry, we'll find out." Kitty said. She held her poor sobbing friend and they both cried rocking back and forth...

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A/N: Sorry. Had to do it. ^_^ Who's the father? Hmm... You won't find out till a ways down the line. Sorry!

R/R

~Akurei~