Hi! This is goofy and cute and I don't care if you don't like it or not, because I do and that's all that matters, right? So if you send flames, go to the circus and swallow them yourself, have fun reading!

Juliette4

Chapter One

Once upon a time in a land far far, away, where animals and plants could talk, there lived a roley poley pig named Porky, and a squishy pulpy pineapple, named Pineapple.
Porky and Pineapple were the best of friends. Some days, Pineapple would go over to Porky's pighouse, like a doghouse only roomier; and they would sit and play cards. It was very hard for Pineapple to play cards, because if you've ever seen a pineapple you'd know that it doesn't have any arms. But, if Pineapple lied down just the right way, so she wouldn't roll over; she could hold the cards with her leaves, which were stiff, and although not meant to be arms, were quite useful when applied properly.
It was quite easy for Porky to hold her cards though, because pigs have hooves, and the cards were just the right size to fit in the crack of her hoof. And so they were one rainy day, sitting in Porky's pighouse, playing cards. Pineapple was on her stomach holding her cards with her leaves, and Porky was sitting on her haunches, holding her cards in her hoof.

Porky gazed at her cards. "Have you got any.kings?" She asked Pineapple.

"No," said Pineapple. "Go fish."

"Oh drat!" Said Porky, and she pulled a card from the pile.

"Oh Porky!" Said Pineapple. "Must I keep reminding you not to use such language?" She waggled a leaf at her. "You'll never get a handsome hog that way."

Porky rolled her eyes. "It's not as if I'll get a handsome hog anyways, I think I'm too skinny." And she patted her stomach.

"Nonsense!" Exclaimed Pineapple. "Your shape is lovely! Stop putting yourself down like that!"

"Your turn," said Porky, changing the subject.

"Do you have any 2's?" asked Pineapple. "And stop changing the subject."

Porky gave her two 2's. "I'm not changing the subject. I just think that hogs like fatter pigs."

Pineapple opened her mouth to retort, but then, a loud thunderclap sounded outside, and lightening soon after; and all of the lights in Porky's little pighouse went out; and the two friends were plunged into darkness.