Chris: HEY GUYS ITS ME! And yea this fic is about Deidara and Sasori a very good yaoi couple!
Deidara: What's a yaoi?
Sasori: It means guy love… aka gay love.
Deidara: Oh so does that mean me and Sasori-Danna are a couple in this story?
Chris: You ask too many questions. And yes it does.
Sasori: But I'm not gay…
Chris: You are for Deidara ;).
Sasori: I am?
Deidara: You are?
Chris: Yes he is, so Sasori can you do the disclaimer?
*Sasori runs*
Chris: Woah! Well I guess Deidara has to do the disclaimer!
Deidara: *SNORE*
Chris: WAT! HE FELL ASLEEP! GOD DAMMIT! WELL ANYWAY! I DON'T OWN NARUTO!
Deidara: huh?
Chris: UGH YOU FELL ASLEEP ON ME! ANY WAYS ON WITH THE STORY!
"Hey Sasori-Danna!" said Deidara as he walked into their shared room. They both sat on their couch in their room, it was fairly big.
"What do you want brat?" said Sasori with an annoyed voice. He was reading a book with different types of poisons.
"I wanna show you this!" Deidara pulled out a clay scorpion. "This is a scorpion that explodes when it hits a hard surface! It's kinda like a time bomb!" As Deidara was waving it in front of Sasori's face he accidently dropped it on the wooden floor… BOOM! The bomb exploded in Sasori's and Deidara's face.
"Oops…"
The book Sasori was reading was burning on the floor. "BRAT! LOOK AT WHAT YOU DONE! YOUR GOD DAMN STUPID BOMB! I HATE YOU, YOU DAMN WOMAN, YEAH I SAID WOMAN! I MEAN LOOK AT HOW YOU DRESS AND YOUR HAIR IS LIKE A GIRLS AND YOU EVEN HAVE A GIRLY FACE! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING I WILL NEVER LIKE YOU OR RESPECT YOU AND THERE IS NO WAY I WILL LOVE YOU!" yelled Sasori. Deidara started sobbing softly. He was about to get up and leave when Sasori's nose turned very long and huge. A very long and huge stick(Don't think wrong, you perverts) Deidara took this moment in and went over to Sasori hugging him and nuzzling him in the chest smiling.
"Is there something you hav to say Danna?" said Deidara teasingly. Deidara's voice was muffled by Sasori's neck but Sasori could understand it.
"No I don't have anything to say Brat" said Sasori with a bored expression.
"Fine Danna, but I'm still going to hug you!" said Deidara.
"Fine Brat, Fine" Sasori was actually smiling on the inside.
FINISH
Deidara: AWW! Sasori Danna do you really mean that?
Sasori: NO!
*Nose turns long*
Deidara: AWW! I love you to Sasori Danna!
Chris: HEHEHAHA I MADE A COUPLE!
Deidara/Sasori: WHATEVER!
