Stephanie Meyer owns these characters, I just enjoy playing with them.


Rose's voice crackles loudly over the intercom.

"Mrs. Brandon on line two for you, Mr. Whitlock."

I groan as my hand moves to the phone. The Widow Brandon also known as the biggest pain in the ass to ever darken the door of Whitlock Realty. Six months of my life have been devoted to finding her dream home. Every time I think I've got it nailed she wrinkles her nose and finds something to complain about. There is no satisfying this woman.

"Jasper Whitlock, ma'am. How may I help you?" I swing my feet up on the desk, zoning out.