Of Mice and Men Again

One fine day, George was walking down the road. He is a small midget at 84 pounds. "I represent the lollipop kids!" he was singing.

"Fe fi fo femmy, me my name here is Lennie!" a big, huge giant said almost stepping on George.

"Hey! I'm gonna beat you with a stick!" George screamed at him.

"I didn't mean no harm," Lennie yelled back at him.

"Good, you are gonna get kicked off this goddam road!" George said pointing at him.

"But I di'n't mean no harm George! Where is my rabbit?" Lennie asked.

Just then, a rabbit popped out of Lennie's head and smushed George flatter than a peanut sitting on a railroad track.

"I done a bad thing! I done a bad thing!" he wailed.

He picked up George and threw him into his pocket. Then he put his hand in the other pocket and pulled out a handful of mice with broken necks.