In recent years, a group of seemingly random individuals has emerged that can only be described as "annoying".
Although unaware of it now, these individuals not only butcher expertly-crafted storylines and characters, but make the world worse. Every story, even a crappy one, has a beginning.
Volume One of their eye-roll inducing journey begins now.
Volume One: Awful New World
Chapter One: I Am Become Perfection
The bright September sun slowly creeped through the window, shining into the beautiful face of a pretty, mysterious-looking girl as she gently slept in her dorm room at Arlington University. The girl daintily opened her beautiful, big eyes that seemed to change to all of the colors of the rainbow and yawned. She crawled out of bed, letting her waist-length, raven-black hair that shined in many colors fall over her shoulders.
She looked around her dorm room. It had all of the latest stuff: a big screen plasma tv, her macbook, all of the major video game consoles, and even a hot tub! Best of all, she didn't have a roommate, so she had it all to herself! How awesome!
She glanced at her calendar. Today was Saturday, which meant she had to go to work. That was ok, though, because she loved her job. She was an agent with a top-secret Company. She had started working there in high school back when she had lived in Texas, after they realized how special she was, but it had disbanded until recently. When her boss, Angela Petrelli, decided to restart it, she had been the first one called to be an agent because of her skills.
She picked out an outfit for the day- a black half dress, half shorts type thing like Tifa from Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, her favorite movie; an elegant black top with spaghetti straps; and black lace-up combat boots. She got dressed in her totally awesome outfit, then headed outside. It was a beautiful, sunny day with clear skies- perfect for flying. She looked around to check for people, and, seeing none, zoomed into the air!
Flying was her favorite way to travel. Ordinarily, she would just teleport, but today was such an extraordinarily beautiful day that she just couldn't resist. Unlike most special people, she had numerous abilities- fourteen, to be exact, not counting her natural ability, Intuitive Aptitude, which she had inherited from her father, Samson Gray. Unlike him though, and also unlike a half brother who she had heard of but never met, she was never affected by the hunger, and had therefore never killed anyone for her abilities. All of her abilities had been absorbed empathically through touch. She continued rocketing towards New York faster than the speed of sound.
She spotted the recently-constructed Company building below her, then began to elegantly descend. She did numerous kickass backflips and twirls like no one else could, then gingerly landed on her feet in front of the glass double doors. How awesome!
She walked inside, and spotted the new security guard, Dave.
"Oh great," she thought to herself. "This baka can never remember my name, and it ends up taking forever to sign in."
"Good morning!" Dave greeted her with his stupid smile. She hated him so much, and didn't do much to hide it.
"Hey," she replied bluntly.
"If I can just get your name, I'll sign you in."
"You should know my name by now," she snapped. "You've been working here for two months. My name is Serenity Uzumaki."
"Oh yeah!" he said with a smile. "Sorry Serenity! I'll try to remember it next time!"
"Yeah right…" Serenity muttered under her breath. If she wouldn't get fired for it, she would totally use her powers to kill him.
Dave signed her in, then she proceeded to the elevator. She pressed the button to go to the thirteenth floor, which is where her office was.
She got off the elevator after it arrived on her floor. She nearly bumped into her boss, Angela Petrelli, as she entered the hallway.
"Good morning, Agent Uzumaki," Angela said with an enormous smile.
"Hello, Mrs. Petrelli," replied Serenity.
"We have a mission briefing for you and some others in three hours in the board room. I've left the information in a folder on your desk in your office," said Angela. She was so glad she had convinced Serenity to be an agent again!
"Okay Mrs. Petrelli! Thanks!" Serenity replied as Angela walked off.
She opened her office door, and walked in. (Author's Note: It looks just like Arthur Petrelli's Pinehearst office! Isn't it great how I can just make an author's note instead of actually describing it like a real writer? LOL!) She saw the folder Angela had talked about sitting on her desk. She sat down in her super-comfortable chair, which she then began floating with her telekinesis, picked up the folder, and began to look over the mission specs.
"Looks like a tough one… For other people!" Serenity laughed. "For me, though, this will be so easy!"
She threw down the folder on her desk, telekinetically sat her chair back on the ground, and stood up. She looked in the mirror behind her desk.
"I'm sooo pretty," she said to herself. "Much prettier than all of the girls in high school. And cooler, too!"
She turned around.
"But what am I going to do for three whole hours?" She thought for a minute, then decided to watch Naruto, her favorite anime, for awhile. She pressed a button on her desk, causing the tv to flip out from a panel on the wall. She then sat in her chair, telekinetically lifted it, then moved it in front of the tv while still letting it float. It is sooo awesome to basically get paid to watch anime!
Later…
Angela sat at the head of the conference table. Also seated at the table were agents Smith, Anderson, and Urameshi.
Agent Smith was a thin, mousy-looking man with light brown hair and wire frame glasses. He had a secret crush on Serenity, or at least he thought it was secret, because Serenity totally knew, but she didn't like him like that. He had the ability to heal any living thing he touched, which Serenity had replicated from him some time ago.
Agent Anderson was a really tall guy with shoulder length black hair, red eyes, and a scar over his left eye. He thought Serenity was the coolest person ever, and wished he was as good an agent as her. He had the ability to fly.
Lastly, Agent Urameshi was a girl Serenity's age with silver hair and one green eye and one blue eye. She had been Serenity's best friend since elementary school, and had become an agent shortly after Serenity showed her her powers. She didn't have any powers, though, so she wasn't near as cool or special.
"As soon as Agent Uzumaki arrives," stated Angela professionally, "I will brief you on today's mission." She began to trail off. "I do wonder where she is… I'm always sooo worried about her, because she is so special…"
"Yeah, she is! I'm worried too!" blurted Agent Smith.
"Me too! She is the only reason to live!" added Agent Anderson.
Just then, in the blink of an eye, Serenity appeared. She had teleported in just in time for the meeting!
"Ok, I'm here!" Serenity cheerfully stated. "I had to finish the episode of Naruto I was watching, because it's, like, the best show ever."
"I know!" cheerfully replied Angela. "I watch it too, even though I'm a sixty-six year old woman, because this is your world, Serenity, so everything is the way you like it, including me being completely out of character!"
"Awesome!" replied Serenity.
"Now," Angela stated, "I assume you have all gone over the mission specs."
Everyone nodded in agreement.
"Excellent," Angela replied. "As you know, I restarted the Company after my granddaughter revealed our kind to the world, in order to keep the most dangerous of us out of sight, and to give Serenity something awesome to do with her super cool powers, because this story wouldn't be so awesome otherwise."
Everyone nodded in agreement again.
"Well, now we have the most dangerous one so far." She held up a picture of a man with long red hair and purple eyes. He was totally hawt, in Serenity's opinion. "His name is Tetsuya Matsumoto. He's been going around attacking people, mostly others with abilities. He's somewhere in Costa Verde, California. It's your mission to bring him in."
"No problem!" replied Agent Anderson with a grin. "With Serenity helping us, this'll be a piece of cake!"
"Fo shizzle," replied Angela. "We have a cell prepared for him on the new Level 5."
"Alright! Let's go!" Serenity exclaimed.
Everyone joined hands, and Serenity used her ability to bend time and space to teleport them to Costa Verde, on to their mission!
