Chapter 1-Fox Tags a Snake

Konoha. A wonderful village filled with noble, dedicated Shinobi willing to throw down their lives for the village, and its current Hokage responsible for keeping the Leaf safe from outside forces. The Sandaime Hokage, a man of great wisdom, and strength despite his age being that of an old man. A man, who was just a child during the age when the era of Shinobi villages was in its infancy, and was the student of the First Hokage himself.

So why was he having such a horrible day? When there was no war, no threats of secret invasions being planned by a former student turned Missing Nin, and none of the evil that was paperwork? Simply put, one Uzumaki Naruto was causing chaos in his village via a prank on somebody, and it just so happened his latest victim had been none other then Mitarashi Anko.

And from the sounds going on outside, she had yet to catch, and hurt the ever energetic child currently holding the infamous Kyuubi no Kitsune.

"COME BACK HERE YOU ASSHOLE!" yelled Anko while chasing the ten year old boy all throughout Konoha, tearing up shopping carts, stalls, knocked over everyone in her path while scaring animals, and innocent children while in pursuit of her target.

Why? Why was she so angry? Well to understand that, let's go back in time 10 minutes ago, and see what caused this somewhat semi-unstable woman to go crazy.

(Flashback-10 Minutes Ago)

Naruto grinned evilly, as he saw his target eating dango, enjoying the stuff like there was no tomorrow, almost in the same manner in which he at ramen, and watched his target have a drink again before eating. He had been planning this prank for a week, watching her habits when it came to eating, as it was the only time he could observe his prey being relaxed enough to let her guard down, and for him to strike.

His plan for the prank? Simple. Go for her dango.

How did he plan on doing it? Simple. A distraction.

One that would be happening in 3...2...1...NOW!

And sure enough, a pushcart filled with cabbages being pulled by an elderly man fell over near the dango stand due to a loose wheel that coincidentally enough wasn't even that loose earlier in the morning, and the mess itself making the elderly man himself cried out "MY CABBAGES!" in dramatic fashion. Still, it was enough to get the attention of the people around him, and that was exactly what Naruto wanted while waiting for his target to turn her head at the sight. When she did, the Kyuubi Jinchuriki struck, as he put some of his own "special sauce" on top of the dango already covered in dipping sauce of the same color so she'd never be the wiser, and then her sake before scampering off to another nearby alley to watch his handiwork.

When Anko returned back to her dango, she muttered something along the lines of "crazy old men and their cabbages" before eating some of her dango, and it was in that moment a sense of something was off. The taste of her dango was...off? No. Not just off. It was way off! Like something foul had literally been put onto her dango and making her want to puke. Thinking quickly, the female Shinobi reached for the sake bottle, and chugged it down to remove the foul taste in her mouth. Unfortunately for Anko, the same foul thing that attacked her taste buds through her precious dango had also attacked her sake, and instantly spit out the contents from her mouth.

Something the owner of the dango stand disliked in an instant since he was the victim of her "purge" of the edible contents that had been in her mouth. Anko however, wasn't even paying attention to the man, what he was saying, or the fact he had banned her from the stand for the next Month! The fact remained in the woman's mind was that someone had ruined her dango and her sake in one shot.

In short...Mitarashi Anko, former student of Orochimaru, and student of Ibiki in I&T was pissed off.

"WHO THE FUCK RUINED MY DANGO AND SAKE!" yelled Anko in a fit of angry rage while everyone froze, no one breathed, and hoped she acted like a T-Rex with her vision being based on movement for who was the guilty party.

And soon heard the sound of laughing coming from an alley with the source of it being Uzumaki Naruto and it was in that moment Anko had the child in her crosshairs before the blonde realized he had been discovered. Curse his inability to hide his laughter! But can you blame him? It was funny!

"Oh look at the time. Bye!" said Naruto before running pretty fast for an ten year old.

"COME BACK HERE YOU SHIT!" yelled Anko, as she chased after him, and was quite surprise he was able to outrun her.

"CATCH ME IF YOU CAN SNAKE-CHAN!" yelled Naruto, as he ran from one area to the next, Anko right on his heels, trying to catch him, and always missing when she got close.

She tried to grab him once and Naruto instantly made a direct right turn so suddenly that Anko tripped while skidding several feet to eat dirt. The back of her trench coat flying up and landing on the back of her head while the mocking laughter of the brat reaching her ears. Growling angrily, the angry Shinobi shot up, looked in Naruto's direction, and gave chase once more with the blonde running from the angry woman intent on causing him a great deal of pain for the humiliation delivered down upon her.

Another attempt to catch the child failed when the boy dove under a moving horse and cart carrying chicken with Anko not being so lucky in hitting the cart itself. Chickens flew everywhere, the eggs the chickens were laying flew with them, smashing into the ground, and onto Anko's body. Several chicken eggs had broken all on her face, around her eyes, and now had a chicken on the top of her head. Growling angrily, Anko removed the egg remnants on her face to see Naruto laughing at her again, and saw red once more with the target mocking each failed attempt.

"NO MORE MS. NICE ANKO!" yelled Anko before she summoned a snake summons the size of a horse and got on top of it while Naruto looked a little nervous.

"Oh poop," said Naruto before running even faster.

"GET THE BRAT!" yelled Anko, as her snake summons slither after the child, and tried to devour the kid hole.

Unfortunately, for the snake summons anyway, the child was able to make a sudden turn faster then the reptilian creature anticipated, and overshot the turn to run into a building. At the same time, Naruto just happened to run into Maito Gai, who looked at the blonde curiously.

"Help! Help! There is this evil giant snake trying to eat me!" said Naruto while using the "I'm an innocent child. Protect me Jutsu!" on the Green Beast of Konoha and instantly the noble side of "Maito Gai: The Defender of Children!" came out.

"FEAR NOT YOUNG CHILD! I, MAITO GAI SHALL DEFEND YOU FROM THIS EVIL CREATURE, AND MAKE IT FALL WITH THE SPRING TIME OF YOUTH!" yelled Gai, who failed to realize that Naruto had already run off during his yell, and gain some additional distance from Anko.

When Anko freed her pet from the building, it followed where Naruto went last, and was instantly stopped by Gai using a flying kick to its face. The attack angered the summons and the two did battle while Anko seethed at her pet being distracted by Gai before she continued pursuit of the child responsible for ruining her meal!

'Where is he? Come on out you little shit,' thought Anko, as she looked around, and found the people running about with only a guy reading a paper on a nearby bench being the only option for her to find out the kid's direction.

"You looking for blonde kid with whiskers? He went thataway," said the person behind the paper in a Native American like voice while pointing in the direction down the street.

"Thanks!" said Anko before running off to chase the brat down.

Not realizing she had just been scammed...again!

"No problem...Snake-chan!" said Naruto after putting the paper down and took off in the opposite direction.

"Where is he?" said Anko looking for the brat.

"You just talked to him," said Kakashi, who was passing by, and pointed in the direction of the boy currently running away in the opposite direction.

"WHAT?" yelled Anko before she took off in hot pursuit of Naruto once more.

'Poor gaki. I hope he has a plan to escape Anko's wrath. She is Ibiki's student in the I&T Division after all,' thought Kakashi before going back to his book.

"GET BACK HERE YOU ASSHOLE!" yelled Anko with the present course of time now catching up with everything and the sounds of chaos being heard throughout he village.

(End Flashback)

So that in short was the reason Anko was chasing Naruto all throughout Konoha, causing damage, destruction, and chaos that would have made Orochimaru proud had he been around to see it. Back and forth from one side of the village to the next it was happening. Running through the remains of the Uchiha District, the poor district, the rich district wit the merchants lived, merchant district where the business were located, and of course the Clan Homes to name a few. At the rate this destruction was growing, Orochimaru would not even need to use his plan to one day invade Konoha with the help of Suna, and their Jinchuriki currently having some issues of his own.

Like sleeping.

And the lack of sanity.

"ENOUGH!" yelled the Sandaime Hokage, who appeared in front of Naruto in dramatic scary fashion with lightning somehow flashing in the sky above him.

"Oh shit!" said Anko skidding to a stop and tried to run before being scooped up by the Hokage after he grabbed it.

"You two are going to my office and I WILL GET ANSWERS!" said the Hokage while having Anko under his arm and Naruto over his shoulder.

It was high time he laid down the law with the crazy boy and psycho girl before these two did further damage to Konoha.

(Hokage's Office)

"I don't know what prompted you to go chasing after Naruto like that Anko, but it was not healthy for this village, nor was it productive, and I would like an explanation for it," said the Hokage with Anko tied to the chair while Naruto crossed his arms like the child he was while pouting at having his fun ruined.

"He ruined my dango! My precious dango and sake were ruined by this little brat !" said Anko angrily at losing her favorite treat.

"Naruto...is this allegation true?" said the Hokage with Naruto pouting and looking away for a second.

"Yeah. It is. But I wouldn't have done it had she not wronged me last week!" said Naruto while pointing an accusing finger at Anko.

"What the Hell did I do?" said Anko with the Sandaime raising an eyebrow at him with the same question popping up in his head too.

"You knocked me over, spilled my ramen I just bought from Ichiraku, and you laughed while telling me to watch where I was going. You even kicked dirt on me!" said Naruto with the Hokage looking at Anko with curious eyes.

"I did no such thing you little brat!" said Anko, but the fact was she had gotten wasted that night and didn't remember most of anything from the whole day, and what she did was fuzzy.

"Do you have any proof of this Naruto?" said the Hokage while knowing the boy would have only done this prank on Anko in the event he had been wronged.

"Nothing I can use. Wait! I heard in class that there is a clan that walks through people's heads. Have them go through hers or mine!" said Naruto since he had heard about the clans of Konoha and how one of them could enter another person's mind to seek out the truth.

"W-What? You can't be serious?" said Anko while starting to sweat a little nervously since this kid was willing to go so far to let a Yamanaka enter his head or hers just to seek out the truth.

"Are you sure that's really necessary Naruto?" said the Hokage though he really didn't want to call Inoichi out from his duties at the flower ship to settle this dispute between these two hyperactive...people.

"Why not? I'm not lying! I swear on my love of ramen I'm not lying so bring on the mind probe or whatever you want to call it!" said Naruto defiantly with the Hokage looking at the nervous looking Anko and knew she was hiding something.

When Naruto swears he's not lying on his love for ramen...chances are he is not lying.

"Anko? You want to swear your innocence on your love for dango before I break the tie by calling in Inoichi to see which one of you is lying?" said the Hokage with Anko now looking sheepish.

"The thing is Hokage-sama, I um...kind of got wasted that day, and can't remember most of the day so swearing without a doubt on my love for dango is not possible," said Anko with the Hokage narrowing his eyes at her.

"I see. Anko, you do realize because of that admittance, Naruto's case against you just got stronger, and the reason for his prank being justified?" said the Hokage with Anko now nodding while having a sinking feeling she was screwed.

"Yeah. Though the gaki still shouldn't have gone after my dango," said Anko with some defiance in her voice.

"You knocked over my ramen. You came out of the corner with your eyes closed while munching on the stuff while I was heading straight home to eat. It was your fault hands down!" said Naruto before sticking his tongue out at her.

"I'll give you hands down when I get free and wail on your ass!" said Anko before she struggled to get free from her bindings, but a fist came down from the Hokage, and made her stop.

"Enough! Anko, I must admit to you that Naruto has never lied to me when it comes to his reasons for pranking people, and has always hated being called a liar. Same with you though for different yet similar reasons. When Naruto swears on his love for ramen, the chances of him lying to me are lower then zero, and the fact he's willing to swear on his love for the food while you won't for your own just gives him more support," said the Hokage with Anko looking nervous.

"But I can't remember what happened the day of that particular week due to drinking so much!" said Anko with the Hokage sighing.

"I know. However, Inoichi can retrieve the memories despite your intoxication, and find out the truth in the highly unlikely chance Naruto is lying," said the Hokage though the pout on the boy's face told him the kid would sooner do something stupid then put his love for ramen at risk.

Kushina was the same way after all.

"Bring him here Hokage-sama. While I'm sure the gaki is telling the truth, we have to be sure, and to be honest...I want to be sure too," said Anko with the Hokage nodding.

"You do realize that if Naruto's allegations about the spilled ramen by your own hands are in fact true, then his prank was justified, and the destruction you caused during the chase is yours alone to take. The punishment I give will be severe," said the Hokage with Anko nodding.

"I can take it," said Anko with the Hokage nodding and paged Inoichi to come into his office.

"You wished to see me Hokage-sama?" said Inoichi seeing a bound Anko and a happy Naruto.

What did he just get dragged into?

"Yes. There is a...dispute between these two and only looking through Anko's mind can we learn the truth. I need you to look back into her memories relating to last week when she got intoxicated and see if she ran into Naruto with the result of the boy losing ramen he had just purchased," said the Hokage knowing due to Naruto's situation, the Yamanaka Clan's Jutsus for mind walking were risky at best, and deadly at worst on account of the Kyuubi chewing on any intruders that entered.

"Okay. I'll do it. 'Mind Transfer Jutsu!'" said Inoichi, who grabbed a chair first, sat in it, and then used the clan Jutsu on Anko before his body slumped.

"That's so cool!" said Naruto seeing Anko tense up and her eyes rolled back into her head like she was possessed.

"Indeed it is Naruto," said the Hokage before Inoichi got back in his body minutes later.

"Well it wasn't easy. Anko here did get pretty hammered and the images of that day were fuzzy even after I worked on recovering them, but the boy's story checks out, and he lost his ramen by bumping into her. She even kicked dirt on him afterwards though probably because he stuck his tongue out at her," said Inoichi with Naruto pouting and crossing his arms in front of himself.

"Told you I wasn't lying," said Naruto with Anko now coming around.

"Its true?" said Anko with the Hokage nodding and waited until Inoichi left.

"I'm afraid so Anko," said the Hokage, who sighed while rubbing his aging forehead, and then looked at the woman currently getting so close to reaching Special Jounin in just a few years.

"So what is my punishment then?" said Anko with the Hokage thinking this over.

"Well...to be honest Anko, the punishment I give you can only be given if Naruto was unable to give it, and since that isn't the case...its up to him," said the Hokage seeing the woman pale and then look at Naruto currently looking surprised.

"Really? I get to choose her punishment? No matter what it is?" said Naruto curiously while Anko paled knowing this kid possible had her by the sensitive female parts of her body.

"W-Wait! Hokage-sama...surely you won't let Naruto decide my punishment? What if its cruel? What if its inhumane?" said Anko with the Hokage looking between the two of them.

"Well... according to the Konoha Laws, as long as the punishment itself doesn't involve committing acts of murder, treason, genocide, or anything that could possibly endanger the entire village in general...anything goes!" said the Hokage with Anko going pale in the face and looked at Naruto to see his reaction.

"Sweet! So the punishment can be just about anything, right?" said Naruto while grinning evilly and it made Anko nervous since such a grin made her former sensei's own look like a joke.

Even the Hokage thought so, but the Sandaime dared not speak it, and decided to keep such things in his head in the event it provoked the boy to unleashing that pranking mind on him. Hesitantly nodding, the old Kage of Konoha wondered what cruel punishment

'Don't deprive me of dango. Don't deprive me of dango. Don't deprive me of dango. Don't deprive me of dango,' thought Anko knowing she would go insane without it.

Well...insane-ER!

"Since this crazy snake lady loves dango so much...I hereby ban you from ever having dango. FOREVER!" said Naruto going right for the jugular in the figurative sense with Anko weeping and the old Kage shuddering since the boy was cruel in terms of dishing out punishment to anyone that scorned him.

So much like his Mother it was scary!

"Don't do that to me! I'll do anything else for a punishment! Anything else! I will clean up dog crap from the Inuzuka Clan's Kennels in a bikini! Get a tattoo that says 'I love ramen' on my ass. Just don't deny me dango!" said Anko, as she fell to her knees before the boy, still restrained, and weeping at the loss of eating dango.

"Anything?" said Naruto while this suddenly opportunity of sorts was upon him and the Third Hokage knew Anko had just opened Pandora's Box.

"Anything!" said Anko while pleading with her eyes filled with tears.

Okay! In exchange for being allowed to eat dango, you must...be my slave instead, and do whatever it is I ask of you," said Naruto seeing Anko's eyes bulge out of their sockets.

"Provided the 'orders' given to Anko don't put the Leaf village or myself being the acting Hokage at risk," said the Hokage, as he wanted to stress that point to both of them, and saw Anko teetering from agreeing to disagreeing with the offer.

"And dango?" said Anko in an almost child like voice.

"You act like a good slave and I'll get you a whole big box of the stuff to help keep the cravings down. But, if you act like a bad slave, then you don't get any for a Month, and several weeks afterwards if any additional bad behavior happens during that time," said Naruto while talking like a grownup setting down rules to a child.

If this situation wasn't so funny, the Hokage would be impressed, and not stunned by how this all turned out.

"Anko, be very careful about this. I know your addiction to dango is powerful, but do you really want to give up a good deal of freedom for it , and put your life in the hands of a child?" said the Hokage while Naruto pouted at being called a child.

"I won't be a child when I graduate from the Academy!" protested Naruto though it was clear the Hokage was ignoring him.

"I can't help it. To me, dango is the most wonderful food ever, and the kid's punishment of depriving it from my mouth is absolute torture! Ibiki himself would be impressed by the kid's way of doing things if he wasn't so busy all the time. Besides, I've been under the thumb of someone far worse, and if it means being under the gaki's to eat it...I think I can manage," said Anko while Naruto petted her head like she was a dog.

"Very well. Naruto, as witness to this event, and your punishment while harsh is indeed satisfactory to the crimes Mitarashi Anko committed. I hereby declare her your slave, but since she is also a Shinobi, I have the right to enlist her for missions, and defend Konoha overall from harm using the unique talents she possesses. Do you understand?" said the Hokage with Naruto nodding and continued petting Anko's head.

"Don't worry old man. I won't let Anko-chan lose her job. If anything, she can help teach me things the Academy can't about being a Shinobi, and aside from the occasional house cleaning at my apartment...I don't think we'll have any problems getting along with one another," said Naruto with a foxy grin and the Hokage almost shuddered knowing that grin meant.

Anyone from the Uzumaki Clan was not to be crossed or taken lightly when they dished out punishment to their foes. Jiraiya found that out the hard way with Kushina and even a certain extent with Tsunade given the Sannin's Uzumaki ancestry on her Grandmother's side of the family.

"Okay. I have the means of making it all official, which is this slave collar that when put around her neck, and your blood smeared on the tag will then activate the seals to 'bind her' to you Naruto. This practice hasn't been done since the time of the Second Hokage, but even then it was rare, and only done by a few," said the Third, who gave Naruto the slave collar, and he put it on Anko before putting some blood on the tag after biting his thumb.

Sure enough, the seals activated on the collar, binding Anko to her new Master, and was soon free from her restraints by the kid.

"Come on Anko-chan. We need to head home. I want my house cleaned up by the end of the day," said Naruto with Anko nodding and following him out the door while hearing his other commands involving making him ramen for dinner.

'That Naruto. He's truly unpredictable,' thought the Hokage while taking a drag from his pipe, looking out the window, and wondered how this would turn out.

Anko was bad enough in her own ways, but Naruto was even worse with antics, and he was still a child until he graduated from the Academy! Still, Anko herself could teach him what the instructors neglected due to their own misconceptions about the boy, and what he held. The only thing the Hokage could do was hope they balanced themselves out accordingly and Naruto wasn't too...harsh with his new slave.

At the thought of what might happen when Naruto was older, the Sandaime sported a blush, and had a nosebleed with perverted thoughts running through his head.

(Naruto's Apartment)

"This is your apartment gak-I mean Naruto-sama?" said Anko looking around to see the place the kid was staying.

It didn't look like much. Hell, her place looked better, and it was filthy too! Though in the boy's defense, he was living alone, and doing things full grown adults had a hard time doing on their own. Even more so was the building looked more then ready to be labeled "condemned" and had a sneaking suspicion it wasn't in the hopes the building would one day collapse with the kid in it.

"I know its not much, but you got to make do with what you've got, and survive when life gets you down!" said Naruto with a smile on his face though Anko knew there was pain behind it.

"Naruto-sama, can I offer a suggestion?" said Anko with Naruto raising an eyebrow at her.

"What's the suggestion?" said Naruto curiously.

"Well I have my own place, which to be honest, is a lot bigger, and nicer then what you have here. Not to mention that what was once mine is now yours...we can move you in there since my stuff wouldn't fit in here at all," said Anko hoping he would see things her way on this.

"I guess," said Naruto since he was unsure of moving out since this place, regardless of its condition, had always been his home, and it was like removing apart of himself.

"Its close to the ramen stand you like so much," said Anko, which was true, but the real reason she wanted him hooked on the deal was due to the dango stand being even closer!

"SOLD!" yelled Naruto with joy.

"Great! Now we just pack up all your things and we can move you there right away," said Anko knowing this might not be so bad after all since the gaki was willing to listen to her way of reasoning...provided an incentive of ramen was involved.

"And after that, you are going to help train me become the best Shinobi ever to prove I'm something special!" said Naruto, as he saw Anko nod, and agree to that order since she didn't have a problem with it.

In fact, the woman mentally smirked knowing that molding this kid to be something great would require a lot of help, but considering she was the slave, and so long as it wasn't any of the taboos the Hokage mentioned...why not? The kid was an Uzumaki and were said to filled with all sorts of potential though she was sure the Kyuubi factoring being sealed into his gut was a reason for the Sannin not trying anything. The man never was skilled in the understanding of seals like Jiraiya had been and there was always a risk of the seal made by the Yondaime Hokage weakening to the point where the fox got out. Something even Orochimaru knew was too dangerous for him to handle no matter what failsafe he might come up with.

"If that's what you wish Naruto-sama. Oh! Could I ask one little tiny favor of you?" said Anko while making the hand gesture to help indicate it was tiny so he'd consider it.

"What?" said Naruto since he was feeling a bit generous right now.

"Well...I don't want everyone to know I'm your slave, as I have a few friends, who might not like hearing it, and then they would seek to...well make you free me from your service to the point where it could become...what's the word...troublesome!" said Anko while she cursed the Nara Clan for using that word so much and hoped the current Clan Head got hit really hard in the head with the frying pan tonight.

"Yeah. I can imagine. I think I've seen one of them. Is it that other woman with the nice red eyes and call Kure-chan?" said Naruto with Anko's eyes widen in surprise since she didn't know he had been watching her to make the prank that long!

"Yeah. To be honest, I'm not like by many people in the village due to being the former student of a now bad person, and she's one of the few friends I've got that trust me. If she found out I was your slave...she would do something using her own set of skills in order to use some really terrifying skills to make you free me," said Anko knowing Kurenai would do something with Genjutsu to hurt Naruto before making him free her and then hurt him all over again despite the reason for the servitude.

"Oh! I see. Did this bad person hurt you?" said Naruto seeing Anko nod.

"Yeah. He did hurt me. Though most of the village doesn't care about that. I'm 'guilty by association', which means just for being taught by him makes me just as bad, and no one wants anything to do with me," said Anko sadly while wondering why she was pouring her heart out to this kid and suspected the seals in the collar on her neck had something to do with it.

"Well if I ever meet him, he's going down, and I'll make him regret ever hurting you!" said Naruto passionately yet with nativity since he didn't know her teacher was quite the notorious Missing Nin and one of the three Sannin.

'Even now he's being sweet. Granted its probably because I'm his now and a Master never lets his slave get hurt by anyone regardless it was in the past. Then again, my past isn't exactly in the past, and has always been at the forefront of my mind up until this moment in time,' thought Anko before feeling the presence of Naruto from the sudden hug and his face digging innocently into her skirt causing the woman to feel something she shouldn't right now.

The one day she didn't wear panties and this happens!

"N-Naruto-saMA! I-I appreCIATE the hug, b-but next time wait until I'm eye level, or close to it to do something like that," said Anko before prying him off and kneeling down so he wouldn't see the possible stain on her skirt he had unknowingly caused.

And a reason she did not wish to tell him.

"Oh. Okay! Come on and help me pack what I need. I'll just leave what I don't want here for the landlord to do whatever it is he'd do with it. Most of its junk anyway, but its all I could get to keep things going around here, and even then it doesn't work half the time," said Naruto before heading to his bedroom to begin packing and missed Anko's pained look at hearing that.

'Poor kid. I need to talk to the Hokage about the gaki's landlord and more importantly the rent he pays. This place is ready to fall over and I smell a fix!' thought Anko knowing something was going on and it was her duty as a Konoha Shinobi (not to mention slave of the Kyuubi Jinchuriki living here) to get tot the bottom of this.

It didn't take long for them to pack up what Naruto wanted. Some clothes, food that was not spoiled, even his secret garden he had made for himself, and then there a few books from the Academy he needed to study. Though Anko frowned at seeing how bad their condition had been and clearly blamed the people running the Academy. In fact, a good chunk of the material in these books was outdated, practically relics from the Shodaime Hokage's time, and some of the pages seemed to be missing in a few so anything Naruto could learn from these pages was impossible. It had reminded Anko during her walk with the kid to his new home just how mean people had been in regards to her own connection to Orochimaru being the student/teacher relationship. She intended on fixing that on two fronts. One, was to train Naruto properly so he could rub his success into the face of all those morons, and two was to make sure a good deal of those morons felt her wrath after informing the Hokage of the kid's lack of having a proper education.

"Wow! This place is nice. A bit messy, but much better then mine, and it can be cleaned up since I do like things clean. It was kind of hard to do it at my old place since I'm still so young," said Naruto seeing Anko had this entire place to herself, which was much bigger then his old one, and just like his old one had been messy too.

"Yeah. I kind of had a semi-slob nature, but that's due to living alone, and now that's no longer that case...cleaning up is in order!" said Anko though inwardly she was crying, as she would be the one doing the cleaning up, and mentally strangling herself.

Still...it was either clean up her own mess or the kid's in the much smaller apartment she risked moving into had this brilliant idea not come to pass. Talk about the lesser of two evils.

"Okay. I'll get my things settled and then get things clean up," said Naruto simply while Anko realized she didn't have an actual spare bedroom for him to sleep in.

"Yeah. One more thing Naruto-sama, I kind of...don't have a spare bedroom, and the one bedroom I do have...is mine!" said Anko while wincing at the kid's sudden frown while she mentally strangled herself in her head for that comment at the risk of not having dango for a Month right off the bat.

"Don't worry Anko-chan. We can sleep in it together," said Naruto with his face changing from a frown to a "I just solved the problem!" smile on his face.

"Are you sure? I could sleep on the couch...after its been sanitized of course," said Anko before seeing her couch had seen better days.

"Nah! It wouldn't be fair to you," said Naruto while not getting the fact this woman was nervous about him being in the bed with her and how bodies tend to do things while they were asleep.

Like hands moving, grabbing, and molesting things within their reach when they made contact with something if not someone. Not to mention other body parts can become active and other things can happen while dreaming.

'I just need to get through the first night with him and then...make a bedroom for either of us to sleep in without the other!' thought Anko knowing if the Hokage found out about the arrangement he'd go nuts.

Sure enough, the day went by faster then Anko would have liked, as night came down upon the village, and it was time for bed. Naruto got his things squared away and the apartment was cleaned though Anko cleaned it herself. Even if she wasn't Naruto's new slave, it had to be cleaned anyway since it was her mess, and if she was honest with herself...it was long overdue.

The whole sleeping thing was a bit tense at first, at least for Anko it was since the kid was wearing a white spiral shirt, and boxers in the bed. Anko herself was never into wearing one of those nightgowns women wore to bed, as they made her feel...weird, and thus wore undergarments though she waited until Naruto was looking away before getting into the bed. The last thing she needed was to turn him into a pervert and thus get everyone in the Leaf in an uproar about herself "seducing" the Kyuubi Jinchuriki.

It would destroy whatever positive opinion the village had of them forever!

"Night Anko-chan!" said Naruto while sleeping with his back to her while Anko held him with one arm and smiled at the innocent contact to further increase the comfort of the bed to bring about a sense of comfort.

"Night...Naruto-sama," said Anko though she was hesitant to put her arm around the boy or anywhere on the boy.

With her one free hand, she touched the collar on her neck, feeling the sensation of it, and wondered what this meant for now? Not only for herself, but for Naruto, and the rest of the village?

As they slept, Kyuubi stirred in his cage, sensing the shift of things in connection to what his vessel just did, and grinned since life just got more interesting. Being in this child for ten years had been boring with the occasional pranks on people being mildly entertaining and yet they only went so far in that department. Now however, the game of life suddenly changed with this single prank, and the brat had actually done something interesting. He had acquired a slave. Not just any slave mind you, but a Shinobi of considerable strength, rank, and potential in helping the brat get stronger since those damn teachers did little of that in the first place.

"Congratulations brat! You have just done something incredible here. Now I must do something in turn to make sure this isn't squandered. At the very least, it should be quite amusing, and fun to see when the end result manifests itself," said Kyuubi, as he used some of his chakra to leave the seal, and enter the sleeping boy while letting out a chuckle.

In a way, the fox wished the boy's Mother hadn't been so short from birth, as it was clear Kushina's son had inherited that problem, and the fact he ate ramen all the time didn't help much either. So many things in it that stunted growth, which the fox suspected was another reason why Kushina was short when she was a child, and would have prevented that had the previous seals not stopped him. Fortunately, the current seal that bound the Kyuubi no Kitsune while powered by the Shinigami himself, did not stop the fox from sending its power beyond the seal into Naruto, and make some...changes to the child. Granted, he could have done it sooner, but the boy had yet to impress him to earn such a gift, and this one action in grabbing a strong female Shinobi for a slave to possibly make him stronger was most impressive in the Biju's mind.

Nothing like a little change and accelerating certain things to get a new day going!

(The Next Morning)

Anko was moaning with a sense of pleasure running through her body, as she struggled to stay in world of dreams, and fake realities since the reality she currently lived in when waking up just plain sucked! First, she had lost her dango, her sake, and then her freedom to the boy responsible for orchestrating the loss of the two formerly mentioned items after the destruction from the chase had forced the Hokage to lay down the law. She hated the stupid laws and the technicalities behind them for screwing her over. Second, Anko had to clean up her own home for her new "Master" since his home was small, and messier then her own home. Third, she was sleeping in a bed with the kid because there was no other...bedroom...and he was sleeping...right next to...oh SHIT!

Suddenly awake, Anko shot up from her bed, incidentally waking Naruto up, and rolled up in tangled bed sheets off the bed. Groaning, the boy then growled angrily at being so rudely awakened by the woman, and tore the bed sheet off to glare at Anko.

"What was that for? Don't tell me you've decided to be a bad slave on the second day?" said Naruto though he was so angry at being so rudely awakened that he didn't realize his voice was deeper and the bed didn't seem so big anymore.

Meanwhile, Anko looked at Naruto with shock, and awe at seeing the Kyuubi Jinchuriki had what appeared to be a sudden growth spurt overnight! He was much taller then what she had chased yesterday to avenge the loss of her precious dango. His shirt was several times too small for him now and showing some signs of lean muscle with the fat burned off from the growing to show his potential. His whisker marks were thicker, hair was long while looking wild, and blue eyes showing he was less then pleased with her way of waking him up.

"W-What happened to you?" said Anko seeing Naruto frown at her and then look down at himself to see he was different.

"I...I don't know. I don't feel so good," said Naruto before growing in pain making Anko look at him with concern.

"Let's go to the hospital," said Anko, as she quickly got dressed, grabbed the boy, and wit ha "poof" they were at the hospital with a doctor calling the Hokage.

"What happened to...Naruto?" said the Sandaime seeing the boy had indeed grown, but the look on his face showed it was possibly not by choice, and saw the blonde was in pain every time he moved.

"He had a growth spurt Hokage-sama. A big one that apparently happened overnight. The reason he's in pain I suspect was due to his growth being forced by something else," said the doctor, who looked at the Hokage with a "its the fox" face, and the old man would not dispute that fact since it was the most logical cause of the sudden growth spurt.

"How long am I going to be in pain?" said Naruto seeing the doctor turn to face him.

"A few days I'm afraid. Your body will have to adjust to this sudden changes from this growing process. Muscles have been torn, stretched, and repairing themselves the whole night so there is soreness with every move your body makes," said the doctor while he asked Naruto to take off his shirt so the Hokage could see further proof of the changes made while keeping the fact Kyuubi was involved out of it.

"Oh my!" said the Hokage seeing the primal if not feral looking tattoo marking the were on Naruto's torso with the shoulders having them too with room to grown down the arms if allowed.

"Someone mind telling me what this means?" said Naruto while finding himself feeling so many different things running through his mind.

He felt anger, aggression, frustration over...something, and a hunger rumbling deep in his body. Naruto felt his usual bundle of energy, which had been compressed, struggling to find release in his small body had somehow expanded outward with his new body, and no longer felt...suffocated by his once small stature. He honestly felt backed up before now with his energy trying to be expelled, which was one of the reasons for not sitting still in class, and doing pranks throughout Konoha.

Now...the energy was still there, but was less restrained, and Naruto was in more control of himself. He could now focus on things better despite what was going through him at the moment.

"Doctor, I need to speak with Naruto. Could you take Anko out of the room?" said the Hokage while the doctor nodded and moved to take Anko out of the room.

Had a feral growl from Naruto not come out of the boy's throat with fangs showing.

'Whoa!' thought Anko, as she saw the look in his eyes, and the bloodlust coming off of him.

"Naruto!" said the Sandaime Hokage firmly, but it took a moment for Naruto to bring his instincts back, and looked at the old man.

"Sorry old man. I just didn't want him to touch her. She's mine! Remember?" said Naruto while seeing the doctor was confused, but the Hokage winced at what he was referring to, and nodded while Anko felt heat fly to her cheeks with a blush.

"Of course Naruto. Doctor, the boy is just protective of his new guardian, and in light of his current change has no doubt developed protective instincts for her. Besides, Anko is already aware of Naruto's condition, and most likely the source behind it," said the Third Hokage with the doctor nodding and leaving the three behind.

"You knew the source of it? The whole time?" said Naruto angrily while trying to get his anger under control and not look at Anko so her sad face wouldn't make him feel guilty.

"Please calm down Naruto! I know what might be the cause of it too. Something I didn't want to tell you until you were older, but my hand has now been forced, and hope you understand things better," said the Hokage before explaining things to Naruto about the Kyuubi, how the Yondaime sealed it into the boy, and how there is a law about it to keep such a thing quiet from the younger generation.

"So that's why the people always glared at me all the time. Called me names. Doesn't that fall into the law itself? Its not hard to put two and two together with half of them!" said Naruto while still angry at the old man for keeping this from him for so long and only now was he doing it because of this.

"I'm sorry Naruto. I just didn't want them to build up their resentment to the point where they vent themselves violently towards you," said the Sandaime while Naruto shook his head and laughed.

"It still doesn't give them the right to hate me. I never asked to have the fox sealed inside of me. Doesn't matter I guess now that I know the truth. I can't wait until I'm fully healed and begin training to be a Shinobi," said Naruto while the Hokage looked concerned.

"Naruto, I think you might want to hold off on training until we know more about your new body, and just let you take a break until then," said the Hokage while Naruto just growled angrily.

"Why? I can train and discover what I can do at the same time! Anko-chan can teach me, observe my abilities if any, and report to you what we know," said Naruto seeing Anko liking the plan right away.

"He has a point Hokage-sama. I've seen some of the material the teachers gave him. Its archaic material from the Shodaime Hokage's time," said Anko before telling Kage of the study materials from the Academy Naruto brought with him to her apartment and how they would never do in regards to his training.

"Very well. I make this a mission Anko so its all legitimate. As of right now, Naruto will have you as a private tutor, who will teach, train, and instruct him on being a Shinobi of the Leaf. You will do this on your off time when you're not at the I&T Department with Ibiki and you will test Naruto's skills by giving him 'missions' I approve of that would normally be considered...pranks!" said the Hokage knowing that was motivation for the boy and Anko.

"So I'd get to prank people...without being punished?" said Naruto confused by this and wondered if his new body was also in a different dimension.

"Yes. Naruto, some of the pranks you've done over the years have been nothing short of amazing, and until now I realize why that has been the case. Our security has become shoddy, outdated, and most likely stagnant with the same protocols we've used when I was still young. No one has really taken a look at them like you have because unlike the village's enemies or even ourselves for that matter...no one has planned things out to get around them. You have! You've gotten into clan homes. Merchant homes. Even my home when you shaved my son Asuma's beard and glued a long white curly beard to his face!" said the Hokage with Naruto grinning at that one.

"You can't deny that was a good prank for a little kid," said Naruto knowing it was one of the few he got away with because it was so funny and because the Hokage thought that it would humble Asuma for making fun of his old age.

"Indeed it was. After Anko has helped you adjust to your new body, as well as reach a certain level of Shinobi training, I will then give her 'targets' for your pranks, which as I said before will be considered missions, and what I want you to test. How you prank each target is up to you, but the targets will be done depending on your skills, and if you can prank each target successfully without getting caught...I'll make you an instant Chuunin while Anko get's promoted to Special Jounin," said the Hokage seeing Naruto and Anko were both shocked by this news.

"Seriously? No bullshit?" said Naruto while wondering how he knew that word and it was clear the Hokage wanted to know while Anko waved her hand defensively.

"I didn't teach him that word!" said Anko quickly knowing she was considered the most likely suspect.

"Do you accept Naruto?" said the Sandaime while knowing Jiraiya would have to come by sooner then expected to examine the seal just to be sure.

"Hell yes! Though won't my lack of appearance at the Academy will raise questions on where I am?" said Naruto seeing the Hokage nod.

"I'll take care of it Naruto," said the Hokage with a smile on his face.

"Good to hear. I'm going to take a nap now. If by chance I meet the fox, I'll ask him what he did, and get some honest answers," said Naruto before dozing off in his hospital bed.

(Naruto's Mindscape)

"Welcome kit. We need to talk," said Kyuubi with Naruto looking up at the fox from behind the cage the vulpine animal was sitting behind.

"No shit. AHHH! Why am I suddenly cursing? And how do I even know them?" said Naruto before seeing the fox grin at him.

"That would be my doing. I've basically jumpstarted puberty for you so your mind is trying to adjust to this change while processing what I've done with the knowledge in your head being accessed on instinct. Not bad huh?" said Kyuubi with a chuckle.

"Oh yeah! Its all nice and dandy," said Naruto sarcastically.

"In any case, you're probably wondering what I did to you aside from the new height increase, attitude, and focused mind?" said Kyuubi seeing Naruto nod.

"That would be nice," said Naruto hopefully.

"Well...in short I kind of...made you a half-demon," said Kyuubi with Naruto looking at him stunned.

"Say what? You want to run by me again?" said Naruto with the fox letting out a chuckle.

"It wasn't meant to change you into a half-demon, but damn your Uzumaki bloodline is just as unpredictable as you are, and what I gave was meant to help you handle my power now rather then later. You were bundle of energy ranked at Kage level yet had no way to handle it because of your short height for a ten year old," said Kyuubi with Naruto nodding since there was no lying in the fox.

"Okay. I believe you. But wait! If I'm a half-demon, then shouldn't I have a tail, or ears like a fox?" said Naruto while feeling his head for the ears.

"They'll come out later when you reach the age you look now. All of your other senses have been enhanced as they should be, but the ears, and the tail will be sensitive to the point where handling them now would make things...what's the popular term used by you humans these days...troublesome?" said Kyuubi with Naruto shaking his head.

"So I handle what you gave me now to prepare for the harder stuff I'm going to learn to handle later," said Naruto with the fox nodding.

"Yes. Also, with this new body, your hormones will be in flux, and you will see things in a much different light then before," said Kyuubi seeing Naruto raise an eyebrow at him.

"In what way?" said Naruto with Kyuubi letting out a chuckle.

"Well...let's just say you will be seeing that Anko woman you have for a slave in a much...different light, and by different light I mean you will be feeling certain...urges when seeing her body!" said Kyuubi with Naruto's eyes widening in surprise.

"So I'm turned into a half-demon pervert! Great! Just great! This is wonderful! Anko is going to love that!" said Naruto with Kyuubi chuckling.

"You were already a pervert kit. Remember that Jutsu you were developing that preys on male perverts?" said Kyuubi having seen the memory of the Jutsu Naruto was making to combat such people just for the fun of it.

"Yeah well...shut up!" said Naruto with Kyuubi letting out another chuckle.

"You're more amusing then I thought. I'm helping with your body's soreness by the way. Because of your new body, my power can flow more freely within you without it causing trouble," said Kyuubi with Naruto looking surprised.

"That's good. The sooner I can train the better," said Naruto with Kyuubi grinning further at this.

"Good! I will not have you slacking off either. I just put a substantial investment into this body of yours and I won't have it ruined! I have a reputation to uphold after all," said Kyuubi with Naruto just scowling at him.

"I never intended to slack off. I'm going to be Hokage. This village will be ruled by me one day and I can't be Hokage if I'm some weak shrimp," said Naruto with Kyuubi liking this kid more and more.

"Agreed! Still, it will be a long, and hard road ahead. I intend to help you out from within while your body sleeps, but there is a price, and it will be paid," said Kyuubi with Naruto looking at him cautiously.

"And what would that price be?" said Naruto with Kyuubi grinning even further.

"You need to get laid after becoming a Shinobi and getting promoted to Chuunin," said Kyuubi simply.

"Oh! I see. Get laid after becoming a Shinobi and getting the rank of Chuunin. That's no problem. I can-WHAAAAAT?" said Naruto seeing Kyuubi raise an eyebrow at him.

"I feel what you do to a certain extent. Do you know or a have any idea just how long I have gone without rutting with a vixen of any kind that I like? Since I was first sealed into the Shodaime Hokage's wife herself! That was well over a century ago. By rutting with a vixen of your own, I can get my own feeling of satisfaction the same time you do, and make my life less...troublesome," said Kyuubi with Naruto growing green in the face.

"Okay. I seriously did not need to know that. That was gross on so many levels," said Naruto with Kyuubi narrowing his eyes at him.

"Do we have deal or not?" said Kyuubi impatiently now.

"Okay! Okay! You have a deal. But it has to be with a willing female," said Naruto with Kyuubi looking pleased by this while nodding.

'That won't be a problem. A little push from the pheromones I trigger throughout his body and the thought of saying no won't be an issue,'thought Kyuubi knowing Anko would be the first for Naruto, but not the last, and it wasn't like the females themselves wouldn't get any pleasure out of the deal.

Kyuubi knew a lot about the female body before being sealed away in two vessels that were of the gender and knew the various spots a woman loved to be touched. The fox would ensure Naruto knew this on instinct when the time came to mount his first bitch and the one Kyuubi had in mind to be the kit's first...was Mitarashi Anko herself.

(Real World)

Anko watched the kid sleep when a sudden chill ran through her body. Whether it was a sense of foreboding doom or something else she wasn't sure.

(A/N: YAY! I updated with a new fic. Before you ask, this is a short one with time skips, humor, and will be funny for the most part. So don't take it seriously. Its suppose to be fun. Until next time...PEACE!)