Sammy's Bro

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A/N: This is supposed to be a phone conversation between an obsessed fangirl and Sam.


Fangirl (singing): Sammy's bro has got it goin' on.

Sammy's bro has got it goin' on.

Sammy's bro has got it goin' on.

Sammy's bro has got it goin' on.

(Sam (speaking): Dean, phone. Where is he?)

Sammy, can come with you on the ro-o-o-oad?

Or maybe I take care of your t-t-t-toad.

(Sam: I don't have a toad. And it's Sam.)

Has Dean come back from his "hunting" tri-i-i-i-ip.

Is he there, or is he trying to give me the sli-i-i-i-ip?

(Sam: Who is this?)

I'm not the little girl that I used to be;

I'm all grown up! Now, sweetie, can you see?!

(Sam: I really don't need to know this.)

Sammy's bro has got it goin' on.

He's all I want, and I've dreamed for so long.

Sammy, can't you see?

You're just not the guy for me.

(Sam: Gee, thanks.)

Dean can't go out with Jo

'Cause I'm in love Sammy's bro.

Sammy's bro has got it goin' on.

Sammy's bro has got it goin' on.

(Sam: Yeah, you've said that.)

Sammy, I remember when I first saw the show.

(Sam: What show?)

Dean came on, and I just thought "Who-o-o-o-oa!"

(Sam: Did Dean appear on a reality show at some point?)

I knew I liked him because of his sexy stare

And the fact that he has nicer ha-a-a-a-a-air.

(Sam: Hey!)

My friends say it's just a fantasy,

But since he broke with Cassie,

Dean could use a girl like me!

Sammy's bro has got it goin' on.

He's all I want, and I've dreamed for so long.

Sammy, can't you see?

You're just not the guy for me!

(Sam: (Pouts and broods.))

Dean can't go out with Jo

'Cause I'm in love with Sammy's bro.

(Guitar break.)

Other Fangirls: Sammy's bro has got it goin' on

He's all I want, and I've dreamed for so long.

(Sam: How people have you got there?)

Sammy, can't you see?

You're just not the guy for me!

(Sam: Yes, I get it.)

Dean can't go out with Jo

'Cause I'm in love Sammy's bro.

Sammy's bro has got it goin' on.

He's all I want,

Fangirl: And I've dreamed for so long.

OF: Sammy, can't you see?

(Sam: YES!)

You're just not the guy for me.

Fangirl: Dean can't go out with Jo

'Cause I'm in love with

OF and Fangirl: Sammy's bro has got it goin' on.

He's all I want and I've dream for so long.

Sammy, can't you see?

You're just not the guy for me!

Dean can't go out with Jo

'Cause I'm in love with Sammy's

Fangirl: Bro.

(The Fangirls hang up.)

Sam: Man, that's the fourth time this week!


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