This is really random and it just came out at me and I just HAD to write something on it. DON'T BE HATIN XD

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Tamaki glued himself onto the door, listening intently.

"Kaoru.."

"Shh Hikaru, this will only hurt for a little bit."

Haruhi noticed him waving her over, a red tint gracing his cheeks.

"Ah..K-Kaoru.."

"Relax..I'll be in pain too if you keep that up."

Mori stared at the two people crouching in front of a door, listening to a very interesting conversation.

"K-Kaoru..it hurts.."

"Relax..It'll be over in a few."

Hunny found Mori with Haruhi and Tamaki, and proceeded to climb onto Mori's shoulders.

"But Kaoru..ah! Kaoru!!"

"Please don't do that..."

Kyouya walked over and looked down on Tamaki asking why he was neglecting his duties to sit in front of a door eavedropping.

"But..it feels weird..!"

"Calm down. I won't hurt you." Kaoru whispered gently.

-A look inside-

Hikaru's face flushed and he made a small indignant sound. Kaoru once again continued his gentle ministrations. Sooner than he expected Hikaru began to relax, he took that as a sign that he could go just a little bit faster. Hikaru let out a moan of pleasure as Kaoru quickened his pace. Kaoru enjoyed the feel of Hikaru's bare skin and began to moan gently along with him.

-Back out there-

"Kaoru..I think I'm going to.." Hikaru whimpered quietly.

"Already? Wait I'll come with you." Kaoru breathed out.

Everyone outside the door was buzzing with thoughts similar to, "WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING?" Although they kept their usual facial expressions.

"Kaoru I can't wait anymore.."

"Oh Hikaru.." Kaoru gasped.

After a about a half an hour later, the door creaked open. Tamaki refused to look inside, mumbling about homosexuality between brothers.

Haruhi peeked inside and smiled, "Tamaki you're jumping to conclusions again."

Tamaki spun around and posed dramatically "Nonsense! What else could they have been doing? Making those sound. Moaning and gasping!?"

Kyouya let out a sigh, before closing his notebook, and fixing his glasses, "Why don't you take a closer look at the situation?"

Tamaki gasped in horror, "Kyouya how could you ask me to look at two young naked boys!?"

Haruhi stared at the idiotic blonde, questioning if he ever had a smart moment in his life, "Tamaki just look inside."

Hunny smiled down at Tamaki from on top of Mori's head, "Tama isn't very smart." Mori only nodded in response.

Tamaki, feeling betrayed, steeled himself and stuck his head through the open door.

There on the couch, fully clothed, were the Hitachiin brothers, sound asleep. Hikaru was missing his shirt, but it was obvious nothing sexual had occurred here. "Why were they saying those things then?" Tamaki whispered.

"Maybe we can ask them when they wake up." Haruhi proposed. Kyouya said nothing as he turned around to walk to back from where he came. Hunny, still on Mori's shoulders, pointed to the cafeteria where they were serving special desserts. Haruhi watched everyone leave and turned back to the still confused Tamaki.

She folded her arms and sighed, "Come on Tamaki, let them sleep. You can eat lunch with me." At this, Tamaki closed the door abruptly and turned his sparkling eyes toward Haruhi, who seemed to have regretted inviting him.

Kaoru opened his eyes attentively.

"Hikaru..he left."

Hikaru sat up and laughed, "Well I told you they were spying on us."

Kaoru was silent. Hikaru looked back questioningly.

"Something wrong?"

Kaoru shook his head and smiled.

"How about we finish what we started then?"

Dread flashed through Hikaru's face.

"NOOOOO!!"

Kaoru smirked and pinned Hikaru down.

"Come on..scared of a massage?"

"But it hurts!"

"That's because you were all tense! And why were you kicking me?"

Hikaru shrugged, "Reflex?"

Kaoru jaw slacked, "Hikaru..FEEL MY WRATH!"

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

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