LORD OF THE NAM

Once upon a tyme thur was a miget named Kydo. He was umm the like hobit dude of the Shyre where they lived and yeah.......... SO there wus also a hobiit dude namemd Dildo and he had a like special ring ya dig??

So one day Kydo and Dildo wur on msn.

DILDO xoxxxox (L) says:

hei

Frodo says:

kthnxbaii

Then Kydo met up with Ganondalf, this really really really old guy and yeah he was all like chillin and shittt. DEE U LITTLE SHIT HEAD!!!!!!!1111!

and so the journey began!!!!!! Frodo had to leave town RIGHT AWAY cus he was gonn get murdered by this dude cus he wanted the ring that umm Bildo gave to him and uh yeah. SO like Kydo, Kyelwise Gamgee, Turese & Kevin and uhh... THIS CHICK NAMED NAMNAMZ! She was 87 yarz old... kyle. macdaddy. Yeh they left and went places to find somewhur safe to chil but there was like no place ever. So they ended up in like um some bar and got rly cruunkk and um YAH.

SO THEY WENT ON MSN!

Frode the Chode sayzz::

HEY GUYZ WADDUP

Samwise Smith saizz:

YAOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!11!!

Namnamszzz saiz:

WUT R U DOING!?

Samwize sez:

n2m , just hanging at the bar

NAM NAM Z seez:

WHAT ABOUT SUPPAH?

Frode sez:

just hangin' wit Ganandalf!

NAM NAMZ SEZ:

WHAT?

FRODE SAYS:

Ganandalf!

NAM NAM Z SEZ:

WHAT?

F+SAMMII say (L) :

Gaaanandaaalf!!!!

NAM NAMZ sez:

WHO?

samwize saysL

ily, gandalf!!! GANDALF!

NAM namz sez:

oh.. wut about suppah??

GAN xox seis:

ilu

gan haz juztts sigend off!!!!!1!!

OMGG CLIFFYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!