Ah, first story! Yay!
Like how I type stories at Tumblr, I WON'T CENSOR FUCKING SWEARINGS. - Like that!
In this story, I will use my own headcanons, they are:
- Link is actually British.
Anyways, this will be a one-shot. Don't expect this to be continued. Anyways enjoy! (No, I don't hate Link.)
The fourth Super Smash Brothers Tournament is going to begin anytime soon, and the main councils, aka the O12, is still having issues... on character rosters. Mario, the captain of the team, is currently arrange the roster while the others choose who's joining.
"Can we take Wolf out?" A fox said. A dinosaur answered while taking out a picture of the wolf from the Fox's world , "Fine, Fox."
A psychic child asks a blond woman, "Do we seriously need to take out Lucas?"
"Yep, he's a clone." the woman answers.
"BUT HE HAS FREAKING PK FREEZE."
"IT'S FOR YOUR CUSTOM ATTACKS."
The two argued as if they were fighting over a toy. The green dinosaur facepalmed.
"IN!"
"OUT!"
"IN!"
"OU-"
"Fucking stop it, you wankers."
The kid and the woman looked at an elf, who is holding their heads. "Now, apologize." the elf said.
"..."
"..."
The woman starts, "Hey, Ness, I'm sorry, okay? But that doesn't mean Lucas will have a chance to be in."
The kid replied, "I understand, Samus. And I'm sorry too."
The two shake hands, and finally the elf gets to relax. But then, two pink cute monsters stand in his way.
"Kirby, Jigglypuff, should you get working?" the elf asks.
"Oh Link," the one with the ears starts, "Have you known what happened to Popo and Nana?"
"That F-whatever racer decided to cut them out!" the other with red shoes continued.
"Hold on, I'll take care of that." Link answers as he walked to the racer, "Okay, chap. What the fuck?"
The racer stared at Link, "Captain Falcon blames the gorilla."
"Donkey Kong?"
"Yep."
OOOOOH OOOOOH AAAAH!
A gorilla suddenly appeared with an uncontrollable hammer. A yellow mouse with electricity follows it and shouts "LOOK OUT!"
Everyone looked at them, found out that the hammer will aim at the whole roster Mario set up. They began screaming.
"MARIO! GET OUT OF THAT PLACE!" the kid shouted.
"How about the whole roster?!" Mario replied.
"LIFE OR DEATH, MARIO." Kirby shouted.
"But-"
"LIFE OR SERIOUSLY PAINFUL DEATH!" Samus dragged Mario out.
BOOOOOOM
... the whole roster exploded. A green plumber followed by a hand arrived and shocked by the situation.
"Um, Mario-" the plumber said.
"YOU'RE A SECRET CHARACTER, WE HAVEN'T-" Mario screamed.
"STOP WITH THAT DAMN JOKE!"
"Anyways, now what the motherfucking hell is going on?" the hand finally spoke.
"W-Well-" the rat starts, but is nudge by the gorilla.
"I'll say, WHAT A FUCKING MESS. WHO DID THIS?!"
Everyone suddenly points at Link. "I DIDN'T DO IT!" the elf shouts for mercy.
"You, come with me." the hand dragged Link to his office.
When the hand and the elf disappeared from their sight, the others grinned. And... pretty much start up a "No-Link Hour" party.
