It's astounding, magic teaching
Fighting against a troll
But listen closely, for very much longer
I will keep control
I remember teaching potionsBrewing those moments when
The vapors would hit me and the students were calling
Let's us out of potions man!
Let's us out of potions man!
It's just a stir to the left
And then a stir to the right
With your eyes on your mix
As I zoom in tight
But it's my evil stare that really drives you insane,
Let me teach dark arts Merlin!
Let me teach dark arts Merlin!
It's so dreary, oh Merlin free me
So they can't stop me, no not at all
In another dimension, with evil intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
And then in I'll slip
And nothing can ever be the same
They be spaced out on sensation, like their under sedation
I'll teach dark arts man!
I'll teach dark arts man!
Well I was stomping in the woods just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy, gave me an evil wink
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a dark mark and the devil's eyes.
He branded me and I felt a change
Goodness meant nothing, never would again
Dark arts eluded me again!
Dark arts eluded me again!
