Ways to annoy Draco Malfoy
Tell him you can see his bra through his shirt
Every time he is using the bathroom, barge in and hex him
Send him love letters signed Snape
Hide in tops of trees and jump on him when he's below
Ask him if he is engaged to Goyle
Turn invisible, kick him in the groin and run
Replace his pants with pink skirts
When he's asleep doodle 'I suck' on his back, legs, and face
Go into his dorm and put yellow dye on his bed in a big puddle,
Make sure everyone sees the (pee) yellow on his bed.
Cut all his long-sleeved shirt sleeves so everyone can see his Dark Mark
Jack up his dorm with graffiti
Kiss him and then accuse him of being perverted in a crowded Hogwarts hallway
Tell him you found his long-lost brother the Giant Squid (not meant to be taken as an offense to the giant squid.')
Ask him what size diaper he wears
Follow him around singing "Harry Potter is better than you!"
Make him eat a chocolate that makes him want to ask Hermione out
Put a Muggle-Borns Rule and Voldy Sucks henna tattoo on the back of his hand
Blackmail him by saying you know a humiliating secret about him (Which you don't) and will tell, unless he skinny-dips in a giant pumpkin. And tell a fake rumor any way.
Yell, "Draco has rabies!" In the middle of the hallway
Spread a rumor saying that he wears orange panties
Steal all his shoes
Put a dung bomb in his bag and yell, "Eww! Malfoy tooted!"
Dye his hair neon green in the middle of the night
Paint his robes Red and Gold or Black and Yellow or Blue and Bronze
Put rhinestones and glitter on all his clothes
Tell him to read Ways to Annoy Draco Malfoy
