Ways to annoy Draco Malfoy

Tell him you can see his bra through his shirt

Every time he is using the bathroom, barge in and hex him

Send him love letters signed Snape

Hide in tops of trees and jump on him when he's below

Ask him if he is engaged to Goyle

Turn invisible, kick him in the groin and run

Replace his pants with pink skirts

When he's asleep doodle 'I suck' on his back, legs, and face

Go into his dorm and put yellow dye on his bed in a big puddle,

Make sure everyone sees the (pee) yellow on his bed.

Cut all his long-sleeved shirt sleeves so everyone can see his Dark Mark

Jack up his dorm with graffiti

Kiss him and then accuse him of being perverted in a crowded Hogwarts hallway

Tell him you found his long-lost brother the Giant Squid (not meant to be taken as an offense to the giant squid.')

Ask him what size diaper he wears

Follow him around singing "Harry Potter is better than you!"

Make him eat a chocolate that makes him want to ask Hermione out

Put a Muggle-Borns Rule and Voldy Sucks henna tattoo on the back of his hand

Blackmail him by saying you know a humiliating secret about him (Which you don't) and will tell, unless he skinny-dips in a giant pumpkin. And tell a fake rumor any way.

Yell, "Draco has rabies!" In the middle of the hallway

Spread a rumor saying that he wears orange panties

Steal all his shoes

Put a dung bomb in his bag and yell, "Eww! Malfoy tooted!"

Dye his hair neon green in the middle of the night

Paint his robes Red and Gold or Black and Yellow or Blue and Bronze

Put rhinestones and glitter on all his clothes

Tell him to read Ways to Annoy Draco Malfoy