I should probably explain who I am. I am Dark Samus, and my lives haven't exactly been fun.
First off, I'm basically a Metroid with Phazon as blood. Yes, you're probably like-Wow! Are you special? Yes, I was the Metroid Prime. And then I met Samus. Then she killed me. Terrible first time meeting. Oh, and in case you were wondering, I consider myself a dude. But wait! There's more!
I was resurrected(not exactly sure how though,) and needed Phazon. So I looked around. And saw things. Evil things. Big, ugly, mutated things that put me in charge of Ings. Then I meet Samus again. And she killed me. Again. And again, and again, until finally, I was like-You know what? No I'm gonna- and she killed me. Again. But that's not all!
I was resurrected again, and found myself surrounded by Phazon. It was a dream come true! And you'd think that I'd live happily ever after. Well, guess what? That's never going to happen. Ever. And then I was killed. The End.
No, no, that didn't happen at all. Again, I was resurrected (for what? The 15th time? I lost track.) Then I met an idiot using a Samus Suit. We battled, but fortunately I didn't die. Not yet. Instead, we joined forces and started comparing diabolical plans to wipe Samus out.
But apparently, Samus made friends with two Hoctatians, a giant purple dragon, and an Omega Queen X. Don't ask how, just listen. Then the stupid X killed me. It was a stupid X! It ruined my reputation! It was horrible!
Then I took a much needed vacation. I freaking slipped on the freaking water, freaking cracked my skull and died. It was supposed to be my week off! And the worst part is- it was completely accidental! So now I'm going to tell you how I died a hero.
