A/N I co authored this story with my best house buddy "Wombat", this is my first house fic ever, so please be nice :-) oh yeah and by the way none of us live in English speaking countries so if something is misspelled or the grammar is wrong, please just try to ignore it!

- Candycanes

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from house.. :-( mimimimimimi

Cuddy smirked "You gotta do it House"

"Oh come on.. You can't be serious??"

Cuddy (Who now had a gigantic smile glued to her face) took a step towards House "Oh but I am"

"Na-ah I'm not doing it" House looked very unhappy

"A deal is a deal, and besides you lost"

"But I…oh come on… You seriously want me to go on a date with Foreman, Cameron AND Chase???!"

"Come on, you had to know there was a chance you were going to lose the bet"

"Yes, but I wasn't counting on it"

"You're doing it, get used to it"

Cuddy walked over to her desk, sat down and pulled out some paperwork "Byebye House, tell me all about your little romance tomorrow!" Cuddy smirked to herself, and then started on her paperwork.

House hobbled out of Cuddy's office, and went out towards his bike. Damn, how can I take all of the ducklings on a date? It's bad enough already having gone on a date with Cameron, but to do it again? And this time with her, Foreman and Chase??!!

He looked down at his watch, a little past five, "Still early enough for a date" house mumbled while getting onto his bike

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RRRING RRRING

"Just ignore it Eric" Wendy started kissing Foreman again but he pulled away

"Sorry, it could be important"

Foreman put the phone up to his ear "Hello?"

"PSSSST third street after PPTH , he will wait for you for three minutes, then leave, no money, no drugs, no funny business? Got it??"

"House.. What do you want? I'm kind of busy.."

"Oh I just called to say hi from your mom, she told me to tell you to remember to wear underwear next time you visit"

"I'm hanging up now"

"NO wait.. Do you have time for a uuhm little "business" meeting?"

"Can't it wait till tomorrow?"

"Why? are you getting laid?" House smirked

Foreman rolled his eyes, he knew better than to argue with house, he also knew that House would end up getting his way in the end anyway. "OK" Foreman sighed "Where?"

"Café Carlos!"

"Café!? What? Why?"

"Meet me in 10 minutes, bye"

"WHAT?? 10 minutes? I can't be there in ten minutes, are you..." DUT DUT DUT DUT

"Son of a..…"

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House was sitting at the café waiting for Foreman, already dreading the evening.

He had only been there for 5 minutes before he started flicking paper wads of his napkin trough his straw at a man sitting at the next table.

Foreman walked into the café spotted house and started walking over toward his table. "Sooo, why am I here?"

"I've seen the way you look at Chase, this has got to stop"

"Your kidding right?"

"No not at all… Cuddy's much better for you" House grinned widely

Foreman rolled his eyes while sitting down "You got me to come all the way over here just to tell me that?"

"Who were you with?"

"huh?"

"When I called, who were you with?"

"What? How'd you.."

"You were talking to someone before you said hello, and besides, you sounded out of breath. I was right, wasn't it? You were getting laid?"

"That's none of your business.."

House smirked "Is it still that blond nurse, what's-her-face? Will? Windy? Sounds kind of like a Horse name, doesn't it? I've heard all of the rumors; she'll do it with anybody won't she? It wouldn't surprise me if she's done it with Cuddy too…"

"HEY! First of all her name is Wendy, and second what's up with you and Cuddy? You seem mad at her? And third, how the hell did you know it was her?

"You've got some chocolate on your lip, the exact same chocolate Wandy's always eating at the hospital. Better get rid of her before she gets too fat"

Foreman wiped his mouth of with his sleeve "Her name is Wendy, and you're an ass you know that?"

"I've been told.. Hasn't your mom ever taught you to use a napkin? not a sleeve? Tsk tsk"

Foreman stood up "Look, I'm not going to dump her just because you tell me to, she a wonderful woman, and hey? WHY AM I EVEN DISCUSSING THIS WITH YOU???" Foreman calmed down a bit "What's the meaning with all of this?"

House looked over towards the café kitchen "Sit down, it looks like our food is coming.."

"What? I haven't ordered?.." Foreman looked confused

"I know, I ordered for you. Hope you like chicken, Forefore"

"Forefore?"

"Yup, your new nickname, like it?"

"Noo"

"Good"

"I'm leaving now"

"Sit down, you are staying"

Foreman just shook his head and sat down, he knew that he had already lost this battle.

After they had eaten, House paid the bill, (With money he had gotten from the Hospital a.k.a Cuddy of course.) and they started walking out of the café.

"Nighty night Forefore, I've had a wonderful date" House said while batting his eyelashes.

"Date?"

House slowly lifted his bad leg over the side of the bike, and put his cane in the holder. "bye bye"

"Wait, was this a date? HOUSE?"

"I said bye Forefore, see ya tomorrow" House said as he drove of.

This was a date? Foreman thougth.

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PLEASE R&R ,

And know it is time for PSYKO BABBLE with Wombat and MD (sorry, we couldn't control our self's. And it really doesn't make any sense...)

MD: YES! We are finally finished with our first chapter!!

Wombat: I'M READY I'M READY I'M READY I'M READY I'M READY

MD: No, no Wombat we are finished with the chapter

Wombat: I'M READY I'M READY I'M READY I'M READY I'M READY

MD: Nooo, we are finished!

Wombat: I'M READY I'M READY I'M READY I'M READY I'M READY

MD: --

Wombat: KNOCK KNOCK

MD: huh? Who's there?

Wombat: HECTOR!!!

MD: Hector who?

Wombat: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MD: Hector who?