ENDLESS HOLIDAY INSANITY
DISCLAIMER:I do not own Gundam Wing. No, really?! Yesh, it's true, although I have $300 dollars because my allowance has been accumluating for over a year, so maybe I could buy it....? All of these characters are mine, except for Akai (most notably) and the other G-boys'/girls' kids.
PROLOUGE: A "Legacy" (haw haw) is Introduced! No fear! The fic will NOT be in play-format!
BORING-AS-HELL GUNDAM WING NARRATOR: The year is After Colony 211. The Gundam pilo- *is whacked on the head by an unnamed girl*
???: Lord only knows how much I hate that man. I'll take it from here, folks: It's AC 211.. My mom, dad, aunts, and uncles (known as the G-boys and G-girls to you people!) have all started new lives and families, and live all over the Earth and colonies, so we can't get together much. I could tell you where everyone lived and who everyone married, but I will not, for two reasons: A, because you'll more likely than not find out soon enough, and B, I am lazy. Heh heh. Mum says I'm a lot like Dad, except, thankfully, I "have some common sense and intellegence". True, I am a lot smarter than most kids my age, but that doesn't make me a geek! Heh. I'm getting a bit off topic here....
Anyway, I said we can't get together much, but we always manage to at LEAST once a year: On Christmas. And that brings us to out sto- *stops* Oh, you want to know who I am? *pauses* Ah, you don't really care, huh? You just want to know whose kid I am, eh? Well...YOU'LL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH!! Ah heh heh heh....
CHAPTER 1: Shopping! Twelve Hours, Mom?! Bonus: Freaky Dream Sequence!
Akai was having 'that dream' again. It was the dream where she was a Gundam pilot of her father's own intimidating Gundam, blasting Libra to bits single-handedly. Suddenly, a Tauros mobile suit appeard out of nowhere. The mecha waved its 'arms' around frantically and began to wail.
"A cup! A CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!" Akai shook her head. The pilot wasn't speaking: The actual mecha was.
"A CUP!! I KILL YE!!! A CUP!! I KILL YE!!! AXE-HELL!!! A CUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!"
Akai wasn't really sure what the heck was going on, but she caught the "I kill ye" part and was just about to chop that freeking Tauros suit to bits when she 'a cupped'.
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"Wake up ..." whispered Hilde Maxwell into the ear of her sleeping 11-year-old daughter. "Wake up."she shook the girl's shoulders gently.
"Wake up, Akai, wake up! Akai Maxwell, wake uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppp."
Akai rolled over and blinked her eyes open, just in time to see her father walking into her room with a large bucket of water.
"DUO!" shouted Hilde in disbelief as her two favorite people burst out laughing. {That man will never grow up,} she thought to herself.
Akai loved her dad for the very reason Hilde was thinking about: He would never grow up. He actually HAD become a responsible man, but that didn't stop him from goofing off. No one could mistake Akai for anything but Shinigami's daughter: Her violet eyes always had an impish gleam to them, she was full of energy, and her hair, although raven black like her mother's, was tied in a waist-length braid.
"Akai, get dre-" But Akai WAS dressed. Hilde shook her head. That kid always wanted to 'be prepared", so she changed before bed and slept in her clothes, thus allowing her to "hop out of bed" in the morning. Which she presently did.
"Kay Mum, what'cha need?" Hilde grinned. "I need you two to go Christmas shopping for me: The party's at our house this year."
Akai jumped up and down. "Whoo! OUR house?! Right here on L2?!"
Duo rolled his eyes and shoved his daughter playfully. "No, on Mars, Goofus Jr!" Goofus Jr. was something Hilde had called her once, and it had stuck.
"Yes, here on L2," continued Hilde, already ushering Duo and Akai to the door. "Here Akai, take this." Hilde thrust a little white peice of paper into her daughter's palm. "It's a list of the people you need to shop for. All your aunts and uncles of course." They'd arrived at the door. "All right you two, be back at ten."
"Right, hon. That gives us...." Duo looked at his watch. "NANI!? Babe, it's NINE-FIFTY!! How much shopping do you expect us to do in TEN MINUTES!!?"
Hilde smiled. "No no no, I meant be back by ten P M!" Akai's jaw dropped. "Twelve....hours?! WHY!?"
Hilde chuckled to herself. "I have to clean for the party, and how can I with you in the house?" Duo whimpered. "You too, Duo-chan; you're as bad as Akai. I love you both, have fun, BYE!!" Hilde slammed the door. Akai sighed.
"Well Dad, off to the mall with us..."
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OK, this one is NEW! It's late, I know, but oh well.... Please R&R, and Akai, in this fic, isn't me.
