Warning: This South Park Fan fiction story has very foul language, implied sexual situations, terms, and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I do not own or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks. It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.
The Boys and a Bigfoot
Chapter 1: A Night of Fright
One mild evening had just settled over the small mountain town that the normalcy had settled back within the community after Leslie's second death and the third restatement of Officer BarBrady, as the town's police chief once again. Cut to up in the foothills of the Rockies where the boys were camping out on a large hill that overlooks the small sleepy semi quaint mountain town below. It is nice for them that they can acts as themselves, without living in fear by looking over their shoulders for PC Principal ripping them a brand new ass. Outside of the three tents were set up that the boys were sitting around the roaring campfire roasting some marshmallows and telling ghost stories before bed.
"GODDAMNIT, CARTMAN, YOU'RE A FUCKINNG ASSHOLE!" Kyle screamed his rage toward him aloud, after he had made fun of him once again that it only egging Cartman on more to piss him off.
"I see that I still got the magic to piss you off, Kahl….Ha-Ha." Cartman replied along with an evil laugh when he looks at Kyle. Their argument had attracted something out of the deep woods that it was spying on them from the safety of the dark woods.
"Dude, what the fuck is that dreadful smell?" Kenny muffed his rage out, after he had smelt something horrible in the air that is making his stomach turns wildly."Cartman, did you fucking fart?"
"No…..I didn't, Kinny, I'd not gotten any KFC, Shitty Wok and Tai food for dinner tonight?" Cartman snapped back at him for his accusation of breaking wind among the group. Both Dovahkiin and David were sitting there looking at each other's very funny.
"Don't look at me that I only use my ass powers when a threat arises." Dovahkiin replied, as he was sitting there along with shrugging his shoulders back at David. When all sudden they all heard a couple of snapping tree limbs in half along with moving the leaves that it was coming from the woods besides them.
"Gah…..What is that noise coming from?" Tweek panicked out of fear, as he was tightly grabbing a hold of Craig's jacket for safety that they were not acting as a couple at all right now. All of them look super afraid when they had heard a loud growl coming from the darkness.
"Oh, hamburgers, there could be a hungry bear in those bushes." Butters nervously added, while he was hiding behind Cartman for some protection from the lurking breast that had chosen to remain hidden within the darkness. That is when a couple of small sized boulders had came flying over their heads.
"What the fuck? Something is fucking around with us right now." Dovahkiin expressed his concern. Bigger rocks were flying past over their heads to get them leave the area at that point.
"Let get the fuck out of here now!" Stan panicked, as he was running toward town, which his friends followed behind him. "S-STAN!" All of them replied in unison.
"Once again that Stan is being a fucking chicken to everything." Cartman mocks him big time over his fear.
"Shut up, fat ass that it could be a fucking Grizzly Bear or a Mountain Lion hiding those bushes that I don't taking any chances getting killed." Stan yelled back to defended his stance on running away. They had came running up on Jimbo and Ned's house that their screaming had alerted the two war pals out of the house with great concern.
"Boys, what is it?" Jimbo asks that he and Ned were standing before them that the kids were struggling to calm themselves down, and catch their breath before they could tell their story to them.
"Uncle Jimbo, we just had a creeper or a wild animal around our camp a few minutes ago." Stan explained that both Jimbo and Ned had taken a strange at each other's to what they had just heard. "Ned gets the mayor on the phone now, plus we are going to need my gun too?" Jimbo ordered that Ned had walked back up to the house.
"Hey, you guys, this reminded me of that one time when we had found the Jakovasuars one time." Cartman reminded them of those annoying ass creatures who had emerged from the depths of Stark Pond. "I'm wondering how is Jakov is doing these days, after going to Paris."
"God, those damned things were fucking annoying as hell that everybody in town doesn't miss them at all." Kyle snapped back that comment had pissed Cartman off.
"Fuck you, Kahl….Screw you guys, I'm coming home that I've a nice warm bed waiting for me, instead of hanging out with you assholes for the rest of the night." Cartman yelled back, and stormed off for home at that moment.
"Jimbo…. I'm not getting any answer from the mayor at all." Ned spoke with his voice box, which both he and Jimbo had gone out to see what cause the fear within the kids."Stanley and you boys stay here that we're going to check it out." Jimbo added, while both he and Ned were thinking about heading out into the woods to find the creature.
"What the hell, I'm going hunting, instead of playing a game of phone tag." Ned said that they were heading out for the woods to find the creature that was terrorizing Jimbo's nephew and his friends earlier.
Cut to a fancy restaurant, somewhere in Denver. Both McDaniels and BarBrady were out for a romantic evening away that they are more flirting and comforting with each other's, which they do not to have to hide their true feelings without living in fear of someone finding out of their relationship.
"I'm wondering why Jimbo and Ned calling me for some reason that I'd an enough of bull shit for one day." McDaniels said, as she looks down at her phone that she was dressed in a dark green dress with black colored silk collar and cuffs, plus gold pearls necklaces and emerald cut earrings. "Don't worry, Georgie that our plans will not be ruined at all." That is when she had pushed the ignore button on her phone, which she wants a night out of town so bad, after shit had hit the fan with the being progressive movement.
"Gosh…. Someone is in the mood right now." BarBrady added, along with a slight naughty smile had formed on his face while they are waiting for their food."Let Harrison and the boys take care of the town, while we are away that we do not have many romantic evenings out."
"You're right that we don't have much time for each others, which I'm going to make it up with you later tonight." McDaniels replied that she had returned the same looking smile back at him.
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A few minutes later, back out in the woods. Where both Jimbo and Ned were out in full force with their guns and flashlights to search everywhere in the heavy thick fog was starting to blanket the area. Which it was the perfect cover for a well-hidden creature who likes to stay hidden from them?
"Ned, do you see anything through this heavy fog at all?" Jimbo ask when he had heard a loud crack from a tree being broken in two somewhere deep in the woods.
"No. I can't see shit in this fog that I'm literally shaking in my boots right now." Ned spoke with his voice box that he looks scared when he had heard the noise too all sudden they had heard the loud roar that had came from the darkness.
"I'd never heard that animal before, it sounds very big….Ned, run now!" Jimbo panicked that he never heard that sound from any local animal in the area, which he had grew up hunting in these parts for years. Not long after the incident had taken place that is when the boys had noticed both Jimbo and Ned had came running through the door with fear had filled their faces.
"Uncle Jimbo, did you see it?" Stan questioned when he had seen his uncle had collapsed onto the floor by the front door in fear trying to make sense to what he had just heard from the woods.
"No, Stanley that I think we had heard it tonight that I want you boys sleep in here tonight… However, where is that little foul-mouthed fat boy?" Jimbo asked when he had noticed Eric was missing from the group right now.
"He went home that he can't take the heat for the stuff he did to us earlier tonight." Kyle explained about Cartman's sudden absence from the group that he was enjoying the peace without Cartman being around.
"Ned, we should try to call the mayor again." Jimbo said to Ned that Ned just stood there looking not amused at all, after trying to call her earlier. "Oh. Nevermind, I will call her instead. Meanwhile at the same time, back at the restaurant that both McDaniels and BarBrady looks rather annoyed when her phone had went off again.
"What is it, Jimbo that I'm in middle of something right now, can it wait in the morning." McDaniels answered her phone that she does not sound happy at all when she spoke with Jimbo. "So, we have another monster running around our town again, how about you guys take care of this problem, or second thought, get Yates and his squad deal with it?" She does not care about this matter at all that she is more concerned with being with BarBrady for the rest of the night.
"But Mayor….Hello…Hello…Hello… I think she had hung up on me, Ned?" Jimbo said in a stunned tone, after hearing the click of end call in his ear that Ned just stood there looking dumbfounded at him, while the boys were sitting there too. "I want to know why she is doing more important, instead of listening to me about a possible monster running around town right now.
"Well, then that we'll be sleeping in the living room you guys?" Dovahkiin said that he was starting to get tired for the night, due from running for his life earlier in the evening.
"Dude, you're right that we will be safer inside than outside with these creature running around out there right now." Kyle added that the boys had come into the living room to settle in for the rest of the night."I hope that Cartman had made home fine without the creature fucking around with him." Kenny said along with laughter.
"Cartman is a fucking idiot for leaving of the safety of a home with two crazy redneck hicks who have guns." Craig said that he was going to lie down to watch some movies, before going to bed.
Cut back to the restaurant, as both McDaniels and BarBrady were about to leave for their hotel for the night that they had noticed Randy and Sharon had come walking through the area, which she is not happy to see them.
"Darnit…..Randy and his wife, what are we going to do, Mary?" BarBrady asks. "Follow my lead, George that we're sneaking out of here." McDaniels explained about her plan to get out without being noticed by the Marshes.
"Hey, S-Sharon… The night is still young that we could get a hotel room for the rest of night to fool around." Randy said, while both he and Sharon were looking over the menu that McDaniels and BarBrady had sneaked out.
"I wonder, how is Stanley and his friends' little camping trip going out on your brother's property so far?" Sharon added.
"To Be Continued"
Author's Notes: I'm BAAAACCCKKK….Sorry for the long wait for the new story that I've family issues going on right now. I'm always wanted to do a Bigfoot story for years.
