Chapter 1: This is(n't) where it all starts

A/N: This Fanfic is styled after Please Stop Eating the Hell Butterflies, By Mistress Nika. Some Ideas/Characterizations may be inspired by Gregg Landsman's NGE:Nobody Dies, Shinji and Warhammer 40k by Charles Bhepin, and from theLittle Angel on My Shoulder thread on Spacebattles.


The members and staff of NERV were a strange bunch, pulled from every field and discipline all to work together to save the world. As such, with all these people together, odd antics were bound to happen. And they did, causing Commander Ikari a great deal of grief. And it all came to a head when someone placed a whoopee cushion on the Commander's chair.

The very next day, several announcement boards appeared around NERV, an effort on Gendo's part to cause extreme embarrassment to such a degree that there would be no more shenanigans. It backfired horribly with just one wrong statement


A MISSIVE FROM THE COMMANDER

After the recent increase of Antics among the staff, It is my intent to ensure that if you all act like fools, you will be treated as such. Your misdeeds will be publicly posted on these electronic boards all around NERV so that you will provide an example of what not to do for everyone else.

Akagi Ritsuko- Using your position as Head of Project E to use the Simulators for the purpose of personal entertainment is an abuse of power. Those are training tools, not games.

Aoba Shigeru- Playing Galaga when I'm not looking is a waste of valuable time and processing power. Cease this behavior now.

Ayanami Rei- You are no longer allowed to accept Captain Katsuragi's offers to go clothes shopping. Get rid of that dress, it is not suited for a girl of your age.

Fuyutsuki Kozou- My liquor cabinet is, as stated on said cabinet, for my use and my use only. Not yours. Stop stealing my scotch

Hyuga Makoto- Your computer is neither intelligent, nor is it trying to kill you. That was a prank by Captain Katsuragi. Get back to work.

Ibuki Maya- The Unit 00's Jet Strips are not to be used for sledding

Katsuragi Misato- This list is not a challenge. Do not take it as such.