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Lelouch was wearing his Zero attire sans helmet, and he was about to address the many people of Britannia, including the students at Ashford Academy.

"It's been a long, long run, folks!" Lelouch proclaimed into the microphone, "After two seasons, and 75 episodes...uh..." he turned to Suzaku, who was standing behind him as his official bodyguard, "...How many episodes did we have again?"

Suzaku shrugged. "Meh...I think it was 50 episodes or something..."

"...Really? Only 50 episodes?"

"Yup,"

"Damn, that's short," Lelouch turned back to face the crowd, "As I was saying, after two seasons and 50 episodes of pure unadulterated madness, I believe it's time we take matters seriously and decide who should be publicly executed for bringing about the deaths of millions throughout our show's run on public television..."

Lelouch took out a long sheet of paper, which had a list of names written on it. "Ooh...this is a long one..." After putting on his reading glasses, he quickly read over the names and let out a sigh.

"First up...is Kallen Kozuki, for killing 500 Elevens, 10 Britannians, and possibly a main character or two...I only ever watched the scenes that featured me, anyway..."

Kallen stood up and did an air-bump. "FUCK YEAH!!!"

"Next, we have C.C....who killed 120 Elevens, 5 Britannians, and she shot poor, poor Mao in the head..."

C.C. sighed, and then shot herself in the face with the same gun she had killed Mao with, only to instantly come back to life.

"We also have Suzaku, Jeremiah, Anya, V.V., Charles, Cornelia, Euphemia, Marianne, Gino, Rolo, Viletta Nu, Kaname Ohgi, and...and...oh fuck, why the hell am I on this list?"

"YOU KILLED MORE PEOPLE THAN ALL OF US COMBINED, FAGGOT!!!" shouted a man in the crowd, who Lelouch immediately blew apart with his Geass.

"OOPS! THAT'S ONE MORE ON MY KILL COUNT!!" Lelouch gasped, "IN ANY CASE...LET'S SING!!!"

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Whatever.

I went down to the beach and saw Kallen, and she was all like "errrhh"
And I'm like:

"Whatever"

And then C.C. comes up to me and she's like "hey aren't you that dude?" and I'm like "yeh whatever!".

So later, I'm, I'm at the pool hall and Shirley comes up she's all like "awww"
And I'm like "yeh whatever!"

(Chorus)
Cos' this is my Britannia of whatever!
And this is my Britannia of whatever!
And this is my Britannia of whatever.

And then it's 3am and I'm on the street corner wearin' my leather,
And V.V. comes up and he's like "hey punk!"
And I'm like "yeh whatever!".

Then I'm throwin' dice in the alley
And officer Charles comes up and he's like "hey I thought I told you..." and I'm like "yeh whatever!".

And then up comes Suzaku and I'm like "Yo, Suzaku what's up?" and he's like "nuthin" and I'm like "that's cool".

(Chorus)
Cos' this is my Britannia of whatever!
And this is my Britannia of whatever!
And this is my Britannia of whatever!