Snake custom codecs: What if these characters were in brawl? , Episode 1

The codec is calling to Otacon:

"Man, this woman is much sexier than Samus."As Snake is talking with himself.

"Who are you talking to, Snake?" as Otacon questions Snake.

"Some British artifactor" As Snake answers to Otacon.

"You mean Lara croft?" Otacon said.

"Lara croft was created in November, 1996. Known as Tomb Raider, Lara croft actually worked for Natla but that double crossing retarded woman betrayed her." As Otacon explained Snake.

"Yep, I know what it feels like. A person who you trust but just betray you." As Snake feels sorry for Lara's past.

"But Snake, she has now her own team made by her and two guys: Alister and Zip. Just like us, man, it looks like the first time we made this team." When, Otacon says about their similarities in the end.

"Yes, but she is still hot and... huh? WAIT, WHAT THE...AAAAARGH" As snake is shot by someone.

"Snake, what's going on? Snake, Snake!" as Otacon was worried.

"I'm alright, Otacon." As snake says to Otacon.

"Who did this to you?" As Otacon questioned.

"Samus." As Snake answers.

"Ohhhh, that's NO GOOD, Snake." As Otacon says.

"....." as Snake gets angry.

The codec turns off.

Note: When snake is saying about his feeling for Lara's past. Is because he was betrayed by Gray Fox just Like Lara was betrayed by Natla and When, Otacon says that's no good. Is joke based on the adventures of sonic the hedgehog which one of Sonic's lines in the show.

© Konami, Nintendo( based on the super smash bros. codecs.), SEGA( The Sonic joke), Toby Gard, Core Design, Crystal Dynamics, and Square Enix(Yep, they now own Tomb Raider).