Disclaimer: I do not own anything of Merlin it all belongs to the BBC all I own is the twisted plot XD

A/N: This fic was inspired by my I Want Santa In His Chambers, Hop On Mister Easter Bunny, Mother Nature Bless Us This Year, You make a good fairy, sire, Humpty Dumpty, Arthur, Merlin and Little Bo Peep!?, Merlin and Arthurs little mouse, Alia and the Star Light, Arthur and His Men, Uthers' and Gaius' 3 Little Kittens, And Down Will Come Merlin, Cradle an All, Little Miss Muffet and Wise Old Owl

Fics. You do not have to read them first but it might be a good idea lol. You know for amusement sake.

Warnings: Slash (implied hanky panky) some humour...uh that is about all I think.

AN2: Just don't ask. It cme to me when I was in the shower so just...dont ask.

And The Dish Ran Away With The Spoon

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle,

Alia giggled to herself watching her plan unfold. "Watch mister puddy tat," she whispered stroking one of the castle cats who followed her everywhere. She and the cat were sitting under the table in the great hall whilst Uther was having a feast with The Knights of Camelot to celebrate a victory over some men who tried to take over Camelot.

"1" she whispered her eyes sparkling "2" daddy Arthur and daddy Merlin thought she was in bed asleep, but she had sneaked-ed out. "3" and set up her plan, she muffled her giggle as she pulled the string and everyone's goblet fell off. As everyone looked around she pulled another string and one by one, the suits of armour fell. Peering out up to the man whose chair she was hiding under, she saw Uther did not look happy at all but her daddy Arthur was smiling into his hand.


The cow jumped over the moon.

Arthur's eyes darted to hers, she giggled silently pressing a finger to her lips, and he gave her a small wink.

"What is the meaning of this?" Uther demanded and Alia pulled another string, which let the mice and kitty kats out, and they tore through the hall and out the door. Uther growled and jumped over the table rushing after them with his sword drawn


The little dog laughed to see such fun

Her grandpa Gaius (not that she was allowed to call him grandpa but still) was chuckling merrily as the Knights were between chasing those that had left the room and running from the rats still in the room. Seeing one of the younger Knights jump onto his seat Gaius' laughter got slightly louder and he held his side.


And the dish ran away with the spoon!

Arthur shook his head sending her an amused look before his stood walking to Merlin and pulling him to the door. When they got there, they shared a look and grinned before they took off running in the pretence of going after the mice. Only Alia noticed they went the way to Arthur's chambers not the other way, where all the mice ran.

"You are a little trouble maker" Alia looked around and grinned nodding quickly at Morgana who smiled back.