Dear jornal,
My name is Butters, and I am 9 years old.
I like Hello Kitty and Apirl; she's friends with Pip's girlfriend. Tyra.
Chirstmas is soon...
I'mma git Apirl somethin gud! Today she called me another name, though.
They hurted my feelingz, so I ran away.
I cired in the boys potty.
Apirl todl me she likes me. I was happy and we smiled for a long tiem.
Well, . I gotsa girlfriend!! Just like Pip, now.
I'mma tell him and the fellers today.
I even kissed her on teh cheeck! She didn't hit me!
It was a super duper awesome day...Bye .
-Butters.
