Dear jornal,

My name is Butters, and I am 9 years old.

I like Hello Kitty and Apirl; she's friends with Pip's girlfriend. Tyra.

Chirstmas is soon...

I'mma git Apirl somethin gud! Today she called me another name, though.

They hurted my feelingz, so I ran away.

I cired in the boys potty.

Apirl todl me she likes me. I was happy and we smiled for a long tiem.

Well, . I gotsa girlfriend!! Just like Pip, now.

I'mma tell him and the fellers today.

I even kissed her on teh cheeck! She didn't hit me!

It was a super duper awesome day...Bye .

-Butters.