Oh Jagged Fel!

Head of State, oh Jagged Fel
You are uptight oh one can tell
Someday I'll send you down to hell
Oh Jagged Fel!

Blue Chiss blood runs through your heart
And even though you think you're smart
I've had my eye on you from the start
Oh Jagged Fel!

You'll face a fate worse than Pellaeon
When you find out you've been played on
That'll be your last day on Bastion
Oh Jagged Fel!

Run away with your girlfriend
To the black hole where the universe ends
I'll raise a toast of old Whyren's
Oh Jagged Fel!

I'll be the Chief, I'll be Emperor
Proclaim myself your conqueror
Beside that hag who calls herself a Senator
Oh Jagged Fel!

I'll rule while you just watch in awe
And become Solo's poor son-in-law
On the run from Core to Maw
Oh Jagged Fel!

TA DA! THE END.