A/N I've had this little rhyme thingy stuck in my head for three stinking days! And it makes no sense. None whatsoever. So I wrote this little thingy, also partially because I am bored. Bwahahahahahaha. I love saying that. By the way, soon my friend Tzaryn, who helped with my first story, and I will have another one up, unless something messes up, so please read that, since Tzaryn is much funnier than I.

A/N2 No offense meant to anybody who likes this rhyme, or who doesn't see anything wrong with it. I blame it all on the characters. Jack Sparrow's logic is a little… odd.

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, the ship, or the song. But I do own the head it was stuck in, because it is my head.

"A sailor went to sea, sea, sea.

To see what he could see, see, see.

But all that he could see, see, see.

Was the bottom of the deep blue sea, sea, sea."

Captain Jack Sparrow finished muttering the song under his breath and peered off the edge of his ship, the Black Pearl. He sighed. It was nighttime, so not many of the crew were awake, and those who were awake were in the Crow's Nest, or at the helm, or standing watch somewhere else. Ignoring the few crew members on deck, the captain pondered the rhyme.

It didn't make much sense to him. As a pirate, he had been on many ships, mostly without invitation. But never had he met a sailor who only went to sea for the sightseeing. No self-respecting captain would hire someone like that. If there was someone like that on a ship, often they were scientists, or some other form of useless passengers. Never sailors, unless they were only pretending to be sailors, and then in that case, they weren't sailors at all, because real sailors don't have to pretend to be sailors.

And then there were those last two lines. If you can see the bottom of the sea, then it's not deep. Deepness is calculated by how far it is between the surface and the bottom, so if water is really and truly deep, that distance is so wide that the bottom is not visible from the surface. Therefore, if you think its deep when you can see the bottom, you're not a very good sailor, or a very experienced one. Jack Sparrow had never met a decent sailor who had been on a boat before, yet thought that the water was deep while he could see the bottom.

And what was with repeating the words see and sea three times? Did he think everyone listening was stupid? So stupid that he had to repeat himself to make it clear that he was using a homonym? I mean, even if you didn't know the word, it was a little obvious that see and sea sound the same, but mean different things. It was silly to assume that everyone listening to that was stupid, although a sailor who didn't see the problems with it probably was. But that rhyme obviously wasn't meant for sailors, as it was so full of mistakes, any sailor would gag on his rum listening to it.

So, in conclusion, the character in that rhyme was a self-absorbed, amateur, wannabe sailor who thought that everyone needed things said three times for anyone to understand it. He wondered if the writer was like that too. Or maybe they just liked writing repetitive songs about self-absorbed, amateur, wannabe sailors who thought that everyone needed things said three times for anyone to understand it. Who knows?