Summary: Pressing one simple button can lead to a whole lot of trouble… and other unforeseen things.
Setting: It's modern day seeing as they can text, but I'm still trying to stick with all the main Naruto settings. For example, their city is called Konoha.
I just got back to my university from Christmas Break. No one's on campus yet and I'm bored. I haven't written anything is a good minute, so I may be a bit rusty. Here goes!
Please enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Naughty
"Did you intend to send that to me?"
Hinata's eyebrows furrowed at the response she received to her last text. Lilac eyes flickered to the name of the responder. No!
Eyes wide, her brain immediately registered what had happened. Fear struck through her chest. Suddenly, her face grew cold and she was paralyzed with the fingers loosely curled over the touch screen phone, threatening to drop it.
Did she really just send one of those texts to Sasuke? This was not good at all. While scrolling threw the "S"s her finger must have hit "Sasuke" instead of "Sakura".
Hinata was previously engrossed in a texting conversation with her good friend, Sakura. Valentine's Day was fast approaching and they were just chatting about who would probably be getting their heart broken… again, like every year; who they knew would probably be getting lots of Valentines; and who they wished, hoped and prayed would send them a Valentine.
Sakura, of course, was hoping that Sasuke would finally realize his vibrant, undying love for her and maybe send a single poetic rose and some heart candy her way. The conversation fluctuated from the innocent gestures and spiked at the occasional innuendo. Girls are stereo-typically offended by sexual innuendos and any hint that they have hormonal needs and cravings, but behind closed doors, all girls know the conversations can get a little… naughty…
Sakura: So whatt happened with yu andd Naruto 2day? I saw yu talking 2 him after school! Dont lie. I want alllll the deets. Didd he say what he was buying yu?
Hinata: Nothing happened. He was just asking if he could copy my math homework.
Sakura: -_- Are yu serious? Hes so lame! What? Does he think ur a human calculator or something?
Hinata sighed reading the texted. She acts as if she didn't ask to borrow my English homework last week.
Hinata: I don't really mind it.
Sakura: Butt yu guys are goingg out! He should do more to you that copy ur homework… if you know what I mean ;-). Mayb yu should invite himm over to your house forr a study date. Maybe for V-Day! That wouldd be soooo romantic!
Hinata rolled her eyes, knowing where the conversation was headed. It never fails. Sakura lost her virginity after a mission last summer… So she says. The rumors say it was to some Jonin in another (most likely the Sand) city, but she won't talk about it to anyone. Not even Hinata, her best friend, and that's saying something. Either something went very, very wrong, or it was complete fabricated. Hinata wasn't into diving into other people's business, and Sakura couldn't hold water for long. She'd know soon enough. But ever since her and Naruto's three month anniversary, Sakura keeps pushing the idea of sex on her. Apparently, seventeen is too old to be a virgin in the Konoha society.
Hinata: What about you and you know who? Valentine's Day is coming up. This year could be your year!
This response could take a while. Sakura always got excited when talking about Sasuke. He's the perfect subject to bring up when trying to avoid the whole "sex" subject. She exited out of her texts and decided to go down stairs for a snack. Midway back to her room Sakura's text finally came through.
Sakura: Yu bett! That whole weekk I'm going to wearr all my best outfits. Maybe he'll buyy me roses. Or a giant teddyy bear. Or maybe he'll invite me back to his house… For a more personal gift. Hehehe…
Hinata laughed and was preparing to respond when she saw… her.
A couple weeks ago, her father hired some "help" for the house. Both her father and mother were too busy to tend the house as they saw fit. Her father owned a largely respected law firm in Japan passed down the family line, and her mother was a skilled cardiologist. Family time wasn't their first priority to say that least. However, instead of hiring an older, hefty, motherly lady he went out and found some skinny, blond bombshell that looked like she just walked off a Victoria Secret runway. She didn't even look like she was good at cleaning, and she wasn't. Hinata's father doesn't usually settle for anything less than the best, so why was she still here?
However, that was none of Hinata's business, so she'd played it safe and didn't try to pry. Her father would never do anything to put their family in jeopardy… right?
"Hi, Hinata!" She greeted with her perky pink lip-glossed smile.
"Hello, Vanessa." Hinata slightly bowed at the waist and continued on her way, happy that the woman did not decide to engage in further conversation.
Once back to her room, Hinata continued the convo.
Hinata: Maybe Sasuke will be in bed with a rose in his mouth and dressed in a bow….. only a bow…
Hinata giggled at her own little joke, eagerly waiting her best friend's energetic reply, but instead she received:
Sasuke: Did you intend to send that to me?
So, what do you guys think? I haven't written in a while so I'm a little rusty. As far as Sakura's texting goes, I don't think many people text like that anymore, but I thought it would fit her personality.
I'm such a klutz so I've actually sent a text about a person TO that person, twice in my life. The story idea comes from personal experience. Lol.
