A/N: WWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEE!!!!! See the wonders that come when I read fan fictions and stay up till 10:30 reading Eclipse (THANK YOU STEPHANIE MEYERS!!!), listen to weird/ random music, and then decide to write fan fictions about (everyone's favorite Akatsuki) Hidan!!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, the Akatsuki, or any of the characters in this. Unless I make one up.
Hidan POV
"KAKUZU! YOU BASTARD! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU PUT MY ROSARY?!"
I was so pissed. Too pissed actually. The next person I met would be very, very unlucky. Or maybe just dead…. Hopefully it would be Kakuzu.
I was running around the headquarters looking for my rosary- and whoever the now dead bastard was that had taken it- which had mysteriously disappeared overnight. I knew Kakuzu had it because yesterday I had borrowed some money ($50) and went shopping to buy myself some new tools of torture. And, as everyone knows, if you steal Kakuzu's money, you end up dead. Or, if you can't die (like me) you lose whatever is most precious to you. AKA: my rosary.
I saw a few Akatsuki cloaks running down hallways or into rooms as I passed, butt when I looked into them, they were always empty. And for some insane reason, this only pissed me off more.
By this time I had been in every room or hallway, except one. The kitchen. So I entered the large and spacious room.
There he was. The son of a bitch was just sitting there, drinking coffee, acting calm, like I wasn't about to chop his fucking head off if he didn't at least look at me.
"YOU BASTARD! YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO WITH MY ROSARY?!"
The son of a bitch still wasn't paying any attention to me. That just drove me over the fucking edge. So I ran up and grabbed the collar of the god-damned cloak we were required to wear once we became "true" members. Now he only looked at me to glare and ask irritably, "What the hell are you bitching about this time, Hidan?"
What the hell is this guy's problem?! "I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU DID WITH MY ROSARY?! I KNOW YOU STOLE IT, YOU GOD-DAMNED SON OF A BITCH!"
He only kept on glaring at me. Then he said, in a voiced of badly disguised anger, "I don't know where the hell your fucking rosary is, Hidan. Ask Deidara. I think he took it. Now let go of my collar before I take your hands off."
I immediately let go, but not because of the order. What the hell would Deidara of all people want with my rosary?! Oh well. Only one thing to do now…
I stopped by the room I shared with Kakuzu only long enough to grab my scythe and then started off for the room Deidara shared with Sasori.
WWWWWHHEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Wow. That was oddly fun and boring at the same time.
PLEASE R&R!!! I don't care if you think it was awful, and saying that will help me make it better. PLEASE!!! Reviews help my concentration and interest in this.
Hidan comes from nowhere YEAH!!! AND IF THE PEANUT OF DOOM WRITES MORE, THEN YOU GET TO SEE HOW I TORTURE DEIDARA!!! thinks about how fun it'll be.
HIDAN!!! Stop. We want them to review, not give them a heart attack!!!
Yes, Hidan. Don't kill them. Kill Deidara if you must, but not the readers.
In case you were wondering, that was Hidan and Kakuzu. I'M NOT CRAZY!!! I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE CRAZY HOUSE!!! NEVER!!!!
